Sunday, July 8, 2007

Well, the weekend is almost over and its back to work tomorrow
The Eagles lost at home again
Only bright note on the sporting weekend was the Wallabies [rugby union]
beat South Africa
and the Dockers lost
It was raining at the footy Saturday night and this couple
were sighted with their Blue and Yellow brollies outside the ground
Trying to set a new fashion Hmmmmm........

My favourite people............. Bears

And here is Anne Murray with evereybody's favourite song

Bob can fix it
This image has appeared o just about every blog site I have
visited in the last couple of days

An Irish man goes to the doctor,
"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik yata teyhk a look, if ya woot".
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
"Incredible" he says, "there is a $20 note lodged up here"
Tentatively he
eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a $10 note appears.
"This is amazing" exclaims the Doctor
"What do you want me to do?."
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out man" shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears,
and another and another etc...
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter, how moch is dare den?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash.
"$1990 exactly."
"Ah, dat'd be roit. I knew I wasn't feeling two grand."
[Lifted from the Rotary Club of Maddington's newsletter, thanks Gordon]


For the greenies and tree huggers!!
Walking through the woods a man comes up to another man
hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing this he inquires,
"Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree."
"You gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
"Well, OK..."
So he wraps his arms around the tree
and presses his ear up against the tree.
With this the other guy slaps a set of handcuffs on him,
takes his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then strips him ass naked and leaves.
Two hours later another nature lover strolls by,
sees this guy handcuffed to the tree, stark ass naked, and asks,
"What the hell happened to you?"
He tells the guy the whole story about how he got there.
While he was telling his story,
the other guy shakes his head in sympathy,
walks around behind him, kisses him behind the ear and says,
"This just ain't your day."

A California woman,
who was a tree hugger and a rabid anti-hunter,
purchased a piece of timberland.
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract.
She wanted to get a good view of the natural splendor of her land
so she started to climb the big tree.
As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl,
which attacked her.
In her haste to escape,
she slid down the tree to the ground and got numerous splinters
in her nether regions.
In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest country doctor.
She told him what an environmentalist and anti-hunter she was,
and how she came to get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience
and then told her to go into the examining room
and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry woman demanded,
"What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her,
"Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency,
the Forest Service,
and the Bureau of Land Management
before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area.
..and I'm sorry, but they all turned me down."

about the only thing this useless vehicle is good for
Two blondes...
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said,
"Look at that dog with one eye!"
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says,

When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation,
she asked him somewhat hesitantly
just how long it would be before she could resume her sex life.
"Uh, I hadn't really thought about it" replied the stunned surgeon.
"You're the first one ever to ask that after a tonsillectomy."

Another great track from the Travelling Wilburys

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Lets not metion the football, this week