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Well, the weekend is almost over and its back to work tomorrow

The Eagles lost at home again

Only bright note on the sporting weekend was the Wallabies [rugby union]

beat South Africa

and the Dockers lost

It was raining at the footy Saturday night and this couple

were sighted with their Blue and Yellow brollies outside the ground

Trying to set a new fashion Hmmmmm........

My favourite people............. Bears


And here is Anne Murray with evereybody's favourite song

Bob can fix it

This image has appeared o just about every blog site I have

visited in the last couple of days

An Irish man goes to the doctor,
"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik yata teyhk a look, if ya woot".

So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.

"Incredible" he says, "there is a $20 note lodged up here"

Tentatively he

eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a $10 note appears.

"This is amazing" exclaims the Doctor

"What do you want me to do?."

"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out man" shrieks the patient.

The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears,

and another and another etc...
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.

"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter, how moch is dare den?"

The Doctor counts the pile of cash.

"$1990 exactly."
"Ah, dat'd be roit. I knew I wasn't feeling two grand."

[Lifted from the Rotary Club of Maddington's newsletter, thanks Gordon]


A CURE FOR ENGRISH

For the greenies and tree huggers!!
Walking through the woods a man comes up to another man

hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.

Seeing this he inquires,

"Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree."

"You gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

"Well, OK..."

So he wraps his arms around the tree

and presses his ear up against the tree.

With this the other guy slaps a set of handcuffs on him,

takes his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then strips him ass naked and leaves.

Two hours later another nature lover strolls by,

sees this guy handcuffed to the tree, stark ass naked, and asks,

"What the hell happened to you?"

He tells the guy the whole story about how he got there.

While he was telling his story,

the other guy shakes his head in sympathy,

walks around behind him, kisses him behind the ear and says,

"This just ain't your day."

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A California woman,

who was a tree hugger and a rabid anti-hunter,

purchased a piece of timberland.

There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract.

She wanted to get a good view of the natural splendor of her land

so she started to climb the big tree.

As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl,

which attacked her.

In her haste to escape,

she slid down the tree to the ground and got numerous splinters

in her nether regions.

In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest country doctor.

She told him what an environmentalist and anti-hunter she was,

and how she came to get all the splinters.

The doctor listened to her story with great patience

and then told her to go into the examining room

and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared.

The angry woman demanded,

"What took you so long?"

He smiled and then told her,

"Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency,

the Forest Service,

and the Bureau of Land Management

before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area.

..and I'm sorry, but they all turned me down."

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about the only thing this useless vehicle is good for

Two blondes...
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said,

"Look at that dog with one eye!"

The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says,

"Where?"

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When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation,

she asked him somewhat hesitantly

just how long it would be before she could resume her sex life.

"Uh, I hadn't really thought about it" replied the stunned surgeon.

"You're the first one ever to ask that after a tonsillectomy."



Another great track from the Travelling Wilburys

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