Weekend over and its back to work tomorrow
After two dismal weekends of footy the Eagles and the Dockers
found some form.
What a game from Ben Cousins and what a game by the Dockers
[maybe they should change their coach every week]
This is hilarious
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend.
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring,
"Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
The Minister fainted [lifted from Miis Cellania]
Lost on a rainy night, a traveler stumbles across a monastery
Fortunately, she's just in time for dinner,
After dinner, she goes into the kitchen to thank the chefs.
"Hello, I'm Brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles."
"I'm very pleased to meet you. I just wanted to thank you for such a wonderful dinner.
Brother Charles replied, "Well, I'm the fish friar."
She turns the other brother and says, "Then you must be ...?"
"Yes, I'm afraid I'm the chip monk."
"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt:
Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman's lined face,
She simply had to know.
"Will I be acquitted?"
CHINA .......... has its polltion problems as well
ARE YOU MY DADDY?