Its cold and wet here in the west [in Perth ] not so much in the regional areas
Heavy rain is forecast for tomorrow
Only 15 days before I head off to sunny North Queensland
Have a great weekend and hopefully your footy team wins
or whatever sport you follow
Some Aussie humour to kickstart your weekend
BEAUTY and the BLOKE
The Tides Out
I'm going to make an assumption here that the Australian girl Schapelle Corby
who was convicted on a drugs charge
in Bali in 2005 made it into the world news.
Briefly the then 28 year old Schapelle was convicted of
importing 4.1 kgs of cannabis into Indonesia in her surfboard bag,
she has steadfastly denied thischarge claiming
that baggage handlers at Sydney airport must have tamperedwith her board bag.
Despite these claims she was convicted and sentenced to 20 years in prison.
she is currently serving this sentence at the notorious Kertokakam Prison inBali.
She lost an appeal to have her sentence reduced or quashed in 2006,
this has led to the internet appearance of "CONVICTION" perfume.
[Borrowed from Holties House]
THE POWER OF MONEY
that reminds me, I must buy a lotto ticket
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,
Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area.
"So what did you think?" asks the partner.
"Ahh," replies the first lawyer,
Some time goes by,
The second guy replies, "You're right."
A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his soon-to-be ex-wife.
"Well, I'm pretty much on the road all week," the man testified.
"One Sunday morning," he continued,
A co-worker told George that George's wife was being unfaithful
FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP FOR ME....
[thanks Glynis Geen]