Another weekend done and dusted with the Eagles winning and the Dockers back to normal
Looking forward to the Western Derby next weekend as these are always fiery games
Still getting some rainfall
Jessica the Hippo
This was sent by Peter Arthur [Queensland] to Glynis Geen who forwarded it on
If you ever wanted a hippo for a pet then here are a few tips
One weekend, there was a costume party at a mental hospital, and the theme of the party was "war".
The first patient comes up onto the stage and says, "I am an atomic bomb." He gets his applause and steps down.
The second person comes up and says, "I am a hydrogen bomb." Again, there is a round of applause and he steps down.
And then a naked little man comes up to the stage and says, "I'm dynamite." Everybody in the audience runs away hysterically.
When one of the mental patients was asked why they all ran away, he replied, "Didn't you see how short his fuse was?"
[Thanks Miss Cellania]
Some computer cartoons
Have posted this before, but its worth a repeat
If this doesn't make you laugh, you are truly humor impaired!
A long time ago, Britain and France were at war.
They took him to their headquarters,
Finally, as an afterthought, the French general asked,
In his bland English way, the officer informed the general
And that is why, from that day to this, all Australian Army officers wear brown pants.
Two robins were sitting on a branch high in a tree.
"Good idea," said his friend.
The two of them flew down to the field and ate their fill and then some.
Rubbing his belly the second responded, "Yep."
With that they tried to fly to their branch in the tree,
As they slept, a cat happened upon the field.