G'day to all the readers of Phils Phun
By the time most of you read this, it will be Friday or into the weekend
Latest sporting Goss is that the Aussies beat India in Game 5 of the limited overs matches being played in India
Former West Coast Eagle player Chris Judd today became a Carlton player
in a deal reported to be worth 7million dollars for him over years
Eagles got two Carlton Draughts[Beer]...Drafts
When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital,
The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it,
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted;
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
The Physicians thought it was a bitter pill to swallow;
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,
The dentists clenched their teeth and showed their disapproval.
In the end,
From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island
who is shouting and desperately waving his hands.
"Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain.
"I've no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts."
"Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."
God thought for a moment and said,
So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time, too.
God was not pleased.
Do you know what the email said?
Okay, just wondering. I didn't get one either....
I was feeling a bit depressed the other day,
[pinched from Big Shot Bob in Texas]
Mad Cow Disease Explained
A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease.
"Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"
"Sure. Do you know the bulls only have sex with the cows once a year?"
"Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information,
"And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?"
"Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the point?"
"Lady, the point is this:
[An oldie ,but Goldie from Jim King]
A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee