It has been a glorious, sunny spring weekend of weather here in the West
At long last we may have seen the end of the rain for awhile
Temperatures in the high 20's [celsius]
Almost time crank up the barbie and get the old beach towel out
Saw this on Miss Cellania's site ...Just for you Fred Rea
Barry and Stuart...Walking on water
If you can't work out how this done let me know and Iwill tell you
If you do know .post a comment and tell me and we will see if you are correct
A man arrives at Ben Gurion International Airport in Israel with twolarge bags.
A customs agent stops him, opens one bag and finds it full with money in different currencies.
The agent asks the passenger: "How did you get this money?"
The man says: "You will not believe it, but I traveled all over Europe
and went into all the public restrooms that I could.
Eachtime I saw a man pee, I grabbed his organ and said, "Donate money to Israel
or I will cut off your balls."
The customs agent is stunned and mumbles:
"Well...it's a very interesting story............. What do you have in the other bag?"
The man says: "You would not believe how many people in Europe do not support Israel.
SHOPPING WITH THE WIFE
Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're n a k e d, and so beautiful.
Clearly, they are French."
"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out,
to eat, and they're being told this is paradise.
Paddy and his wife were in bed trying to get to sleep when the neighbours
dog began to bark.
Not five minutes later Paddy is back in bed,
It's election time in Australia soon , so this is very apt
CARTOON OF THE WEEK
10 Year old Blues
[Thanks to Glynis Geen and Chris Bone who both sent this to me]
ABBA...I have a dream