G'day, Welcome to this edition of the blog
Only 20 days to Australia Day [another Holiday]
The Ideal Woman....Lynx effect
[too good to be true]
From the Shaun Mcallef Show [Australian]
A Soviet journalist walked into the hospital and told the desk nurse,
"I want to see the eye-ear doctor."
"There is no such doctor" she tells him.
"Perhaps you would like to see someone else?"
"No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor," he says.
"But there is no such doctor," she replies.
"We have doctors for the eyes and doctors for the ear, nose and throat, but no eye-ear doctor."
No help. He repeats, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor."
They go around like this for a few minutes and then the nurse says:
"Comrade, there is no eye-ear doctor, but if there were one,
why would you want to see him?"
"Because," he replies, "I keep hearing one thing and seeing another."
[pinched from Miss Cellania]
One year, a travelling ballet troupe decided to perform Swan Lake.
“I’m just waiting for the tutu train.”
Today in the Stock Market
Helium was up, feathers were down.
You won't believe this!!!
[thanks to Geoff Collins for this]
"A guy walks into a bar . . ."
No one knows when the first joke beginning with the six words "A guy walks into a bar
"Where's he gone.? he was here a second ago"
Cartoon of the week
A Camper's Story
According to the Knight-Ridder News Service,