Well,another weekend dead and buried,
and I am absolutely buggered,
having worked all weekend
However there is a method in my madness,
am off to Kalgoorlie next weekend to enjoy a schooner[beer] or two
What were they thinking
pinched from Shelleys Snippets
You Know You are from Finland if!!!
You meticulously manage your plastic bag collection.
You don`t think twice about putting wet dishes in the cupboard to dry.
Silence is fun.
Your coffee consumption exceeds 8 cups a day.
You pass a grocery store and think: "Wow, it`s open!"
Your native language has seriously deteriorated.
Now you "eat medicine", "open the television", and "close the lights off".
You associate pea soup with Thursday.
Your notion of street life is reduced to hanging out in front of the railway station on Friday nights.
After a presentation, you finally stop asking "Are there any questions?"
Hugging is reserved for sexual foreplay.
You no longer look at a track suit as casual wear, but consider it acceptable for formal occasions.
Neither do you see a problem wearing white socks with loafers.
You accept alcohol as food.
You no longer eat mashed potatoes - you eat smashed potatoes.
You understand why the Finnish language has no future tense.
You know that "one" beer means "let`s get pissed."
When a stranger smiles at you, you assume he is drunk, insane, or American.
You`ve become lactose intolerant.
You know how to prepare herring 105 different ways.
A man and a woman meet at a bar one night and are getting along really well.
One To Three For Fyfe's Hix, Sven Ate Nine Tench."
This is possibly the worst pun I have ever posted on this site.
Those of you that have ever watched an Alfred Hitchcock movie
The saltie came alongside the small boat
It almost got to grips with 27-year-old Novon Mashiah,
"One minute I was leaning over the boat teasing it for a picture," Mr Mashiah said.
"I jumped back and the croc landed on the boat and then slipped into the water.
Mr Mashiah's mate, Doron Aviguy, 22, took the photograph from a bigger boat nearby.
"I was pointing at it when it suddenly jumped up at me.
"I didn't realise that crocs were so aggressive
A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all.""Me neither, doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.
Smile............ and the whole orld smiles with you
A friend in need...is a friend indeed
Today's music video's feature two hits from Don Gibson