The last day of April
Here in Perth ,we have just recorded the wettest April for 82 years
Hopefully it will continue into May
This video has been around for a number of years.
Some of you may not have seen it.
I know Bunk over at
Tacky Raccoons will like it
Its followed by some of the memorable quotes from the clip
Daz: Well, Baz just vanished, like a... fart in a fan factory, you know? And I'm a little pissed off about it, seein' as how the bloke still owes me a six-pack! [chuckles]
Daz: But yeah, no one knows what happened to the little baz-tard.
Daz: 'Course, there is one other thing we toads fear. A real mean bastard!
Built like a brick shithouse!
With teeth that could rip a bloke inside-out, you know?
They call him Victa!
Daz: Anything could have happened to Baz, I know that, I'm not stupid!
Daz: Look, if Baz wasn't careful, Big Victa would be all over him like flies on shit!
You'd only have the time it takes to shotgun a tenny, before his ass... was grass.
Daz: But, uh, but Baz... if you *are* out there somewhere... come back, mate. Eh?
Daz: But then, folks 'round here reckon I don't know one end of the dog's ball from another and they could be right, you know?
Daz: I'll bet you fifty bucks that Baz has crossed the Black Stump... into Toad Popper's Run! *All* toads should know that's dangerous territory, that!
Most people *do* know that, but Baz... , uh, I don't know, if that's where he's ended up...
he'd better like pancakes!
[a truck smashes Baz, and leaves him conscious with his organs outside of his mouth]
[first lines] Daz: [farts] Oh, excuse me! Uh, G'day! Eh, go on. Uh, my name's Daz, but me mates call me Dazza.
I'm just here to talk about me little mate, uh, Baz, actually, cause, pickle me grandma, the silly old bugger's gone bloody missing!
Daz: And then there's Baz's sense of direction. He's pretty bloody useless!
Daz: [describing Baz's possible death] Geez, that's a bad way to go!
Schizophrenia can be treated...seek help
Don't try this on your local train
St. Peter says 'The U.S.? A black President?