This video was a April Fools Joke circulated by the BBC this year
An Alberta woodpecker and a Saskatchewan woodpecker were arguing about
which place had the toughest trees.
The Alberta woodpecker said Alberta had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.
The Saskatchewan woodpecker accepted his challenge
and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.
The Alberta woodpecker was amazed.
The Saskatchewan woodpecker then challenged the Alberta woodpecker
to peck a tree in Saskatchewan that was absolutely im-peckable
(a termwoodpeckers like to use).
The Alberta woodpecker expressed confidence,
said he could do it and accepted the challenge.
So the two flew to Saskatchewan where the Alberta woodpecker
successfully pecked the so-called impeckable tree with no problem.
Both woodpeckers were terribly confused
How is it that the Saskatchewan woodpecker was able to peck the Alberta tree
and the Alberta woodpeckerwas able to peck the Saskatchewan tree,
yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own province????
After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion
:Apparently your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.
Fans of the "Scrubs "TV show will like this
stolen from Miss CellaniaA maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and asked:
"Maria, times are tough. I must make do on what my husband gives me.
I'm not getting a raise. Tell me three reasons why you deserve one."
Maria says, "Well Senora, The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Your husband said so."
Wife: "I see."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Your husband did."
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?!"
Maria: "No Senora, the gardener did."
She got the raise
CARTOONS......The fuel crisis
[thanks Josie J]
ET has been caught
Thanks to my Daughter Rennae who sent me that
Fun with Pigs
Pigs can fly
Make a wish!!!!
She's standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks,
She says, "A hundred dollars."
He says, "All I got is thirty".
She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks,
"A hand job," Harry replied.
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty bucks is a hand job.
She runs back to Harry.
"Any chance you could lend this guy seventy bucks
Thanks David J
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