Wednesday, May 14, 2008

129


William Tell Overture
thanks again to Bunk @Tacky Raccoons
G'day Bunk


Here is one of Bunks heroes having a bad day


There was a preacher who's wife was having a baby,
so he went to his congregation and asked for a raise.
After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever a preacher's family expanded,
so would his pay check.
After 6 children this started to get expensive
and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary.
There was much yelling and bickering about how much the
clergyman's additional children would cost the church.
Finally the preacher got up and spoke tothe crowd,
"Children are a gift from God, he said.
Silence fell on the congregation.
In a back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said
." rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much ofit, we wear rubbers,
and the congregation said,
"Amen"

CARTOONS














Two cowboys are riding along a trail in the mountains
when they suddenly hear tom toms beating very close by
.“Oh! That doesn’t sound good,” says one cowboy to his pal.
As soon as the words are spoken,
an Indian jumps out from behind a tree and says,
“Yeah well, our regular drummer is off sick.”
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What can I say????


Video dedication
Iasked my son Phil [another one] what his favourite song was
And if I could find it ,Iwould post it on the blog
This is what he chose
You tube wouldn't let me embed it, but here is a link
Blink 182.........Adam's Song



Kieran Valenti mentioned to me that he loved this song
Iknow I have posted it before, but it is such a tremendous song by a fabulous singer
Rita MacNeil....Working Man







A wife complains, "Our wall clock almost killed my mother today.
It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."
The husband mumbles,
"Damn clock always was slow."




Computer Cartoons










I stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for my wife.
As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on the bouquet,
a young man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses.
"I'm sorry," the clerk said.
"This man just ordered our last bunch."
The desperate customer turned to me and begged,
"May I please have those roses?"
"What happened?" I asked.
"Did you forget your wedding anniversary?"
"It's even worse than that," he confided.
"I crashed my wife's hard drive!"





Some great Animal pictures












A Traffic cop stops a guy for speeding
"I've been waiting all day for you," says the cop.
The guy replies, "Well I’ve got here as fast as I can."




Cool Advert




Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman.
Joe, not being too shy, goes up and sits next to her.
He buys her a drink and then another and then another.
After this and the accompanying small talk,
Joe asks her back to his place for a "good time
"Look," says the woman, "what do you think I am?
I don't turn into a slut after 3 drinks, you know!"
"OK," replies Joe, "so how many does it take?"



My Music
Two classics today
Hope you enjoy them
Minnie Riperton.........Loving you
Demis Roussos....Forever and ever




demis roussos - ever and forever
Ever and ever, forever and ever you'll be the one
that shines in me like the morning sun.
Ever and ever, forever and ever you'll be my spring,
my rainbow's end and the song I sing.
Take me far beyond imagination.
You're my dream come true, my consolation.
Ever and ever, forever and ever you'll be my dream,
my symphony, my own lover's theme.
Ever and ever, forever and ever my destiny
will follow you eternally.
Take me far beyond imagination.
You're my dream come true, my consolation.
Ever and ever, forever and ever you'll be the one
that shines in me like the morning sun.
Ever and ever, forever and ever my destiny
will follow you eternally.







2 comments:

Bunk Strutts said...

Folks--

Phil's putting Cash in my mouth. Johnny is not one of my "heroes" although I like his music. Mr. Man-In-Black was merely indicating that he was Number One on the charts, and it's obvious that he was mouthing the word "FIRST" when the photo was taken, as he was proud of his new rating.

RIGHT, PHIL?

Phils Phun said...

Thats right Bunk
Exactly what I thought
He should be proud of his no 1 rating...He's one of the best
Cheers