Saturday, June 14, 2008


This will get your feet tapping
Freedom come Freedom go...The Fortunes


The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate
There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime.
After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.
So one day the wife went to the pet store and said,
"I need a good guard dog."
And the clerk replied,
"Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog.
But he knows karate."
The wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog,
"Karate that chair."
The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog,
"Karate that table." The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.
So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband
who was expecting a big guard dog.
But then she told her husband that it knew karate,
and he said
"Karate my ass!"



Little Sally….
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother,
‘Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today!’
Before the mother could raise a concern,

Sally went on to say,
‘It reminded me of a peanut.’
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s Mom asked,

‘Really small, was it?’
Sally replied, ‘No… salty!’
Mom fainted


Thanks..Tom Hanks

Great song from 1968
Barry Ryan...Eloise


Save the Polar Bear

The harbor master was quite distressed when all his tugboats brokedown at the same time. Luckily there were several powerful robotic research submersibles available
that proved to be perfect for shuttling the freighters into their berths at the pier.
These replacement craft worked very well in place of the tug boats
but because they operated only underwater
he couldn’t get the subs t’toot.

More Punny Store fronts

A man married a woman who had an identical twin,
but less than a year later he was in court, filing for a divorce.
The judge said, "Tell the court why you want a divorce."
"Well, Your Honor," the man said,
"every once in a while my sister-in-law would come over for a visit,
and because she and my wife look so similar,
I'd end up making love to her by mistake."
"Surely there must be some difference between the two women," the judge said.
"You'd better believe there's a difference," the man said.
"That's why I want a divorce."


How to save toilet paper

I remember buying an album by Lucille Starr many years ago
This song give's me goosebumps every time I listen to it
There's just something about it
Lucille Starr...The French Song



Hale McKay said...

G'day Phil,

As always, I enjoyed the jokes and toons.

(Still chuckling over the "Cheeses of Nazareth.")

Phils Phun said...

Thanks Hale
Only too glad to put a "smile on your dial"