Wednesday, August 6, 2008

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Tomorrow [Thursday 7th] is the celebration of my birth




Birthday wishes

Too good to be true


We are all animals

How old is your brain!!!!!! Mine is 34.......
Procedure of Flash Fabrica Game:
1. Touch 'start
'2. Wait for 3, 2, 1
.3. Memorize the number's position on the screen,
then click the circle from the smallest number to the biggest number.
4. At the end of game, computer will tell you how old your brain is.
= How old is your brain?
stolen from Big Shot Bob in Texas
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Bill and Bob have tended bar together for years.
One day Bill says, "I love my wife, but sometimes I get bored.
Tell me, have you ever thought of switching?
Who says you have to be with your wife and I have to be with my wife all the time!"
Bob says, "Hey, that's a great idea. Let's talk to our wives and see what they think."
Each of them talks to his wife, and much to their delight the wives agree to the plan.
The next morning Bob says to Bill,
"How was it for you?"
Bill says, "I had a lot of fun, we should do this again."
"That's what I think,"says Bob.
"Let's go next door and see how the girls made out."


The Perfect Woman

The above two images were stolen from ... "Blame it on the voices"
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The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex.
Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family’s status,
she consulted the family doctor.
The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion.
He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then,
talk to her and give her a box of condoms.
Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date,
the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.
The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying:
“Oh Mom! You don’t have to worry about that!
I’m dating Susan!”
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Michael Jackson....Unmasked








Cartoons










Women Superioirity
We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous.
When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.
Men's clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous.
Men look like complete idiots in women's clothes.
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
Taxi's stop for us.
Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
We know the Truth about whether or not size matters.
It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the male's Speedo.
We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
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Hands Free



Music
Amazing Grace would have to be the most posted music clip on You Tube
Here are a couple of versions Ilike
Judy Collins..with the Harlem Boys Choir



Elvis Presley




Believe it or not..but this is a Cane Toad



There was the man who got his Viagra tablet stuck in his throat
and suffered from a stiff neck.
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CRISCO
There was a mature gentleman wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals, "Crisco, Cris--co!"
Finally a store clerk approached.
"Sir, the Crisco is on aisle five."
"Oh," replied the old gentleman,
"I'm not looking for cooking Crisco, I am calling my wife."
"Your wife is named Crisco?"
"Nah," he answered,
"I only call her that when we come to the supermarket."
"Oh? What do you call her when you are not in the supermarket?"
"Lard ass."

stolen from....It occurred to me


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A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in 'Vegas.
She's down to her last $50.
Exasperated, she exclaims,
"What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?"
A man standing next to her, trying to calm her down, suggests,
"I don't know... why don't you play your age?"
He walks away.
Moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great commotion at the roulette table.
Thinking Maybe she'd won,
he rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the crowd.
The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her.
The man is stunned.
He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?"
The operator replies,
"I don't know. She put all her money on 29,and 36 came up.
Then she just fainted!"


4 comments:

Bunk Strutts said...

Phil--

Happy birfday. Either you're not married, or your wife doesn't read your posts. A slab 'o coldies to you!

Bunk

AmyOops said...

Happy B-day!!!

Phils Phun said...

Thanks Bunk and Amy
Am enjoying blowing the froth of a couple of beers tonight
Bunk..Iam married, and yes, my wife doesn't read my blogs, although the billy lids tell her all about it
Normally wouldn't care about my birfday but was the big 60 today

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