Am off on vacation tomorrow for three weeks of battery recharging
Am travelling to the North West ,to Cape Leveque [2500 km's]
There are very limited facilties in this remote part of the state
so will be unable to blog
Should be back about mid-september
If you are interested in the whereabouts of Cape leveque
embiggen the State map and follow the coast up to north of Broome
The Perfect Woman
Stole these jokes from Hale Mackay
It occurred to me
Freda was eighteen years old, friendly, and eager to do things right.
Cousin Elly, another blonde, is the world's worst at getting instructions mixed up.
"The Wind beneath my Wings"
Sarcastic One Liners
1. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
2. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
3. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
4. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
5. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
6. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
7. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
8. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
9. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
10. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
11. A woman’s favorite position is CEO.
12. I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
13. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
14. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
15. Can I trade this job for what’s behind door number 1?
16. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
17. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
18. Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I’m wrong.
19. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
20. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
21. Never trust a dog to watch your food.
22. Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
23. If At First You Don’t Succeed, Blame Someone Else And SeekCounseling.
24. You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.