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this humble little blog will record 50,000 hits
I thank you all for your support
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Imust remember to drink to this
Economic Stimulus Payment
"This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment.
This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format
:Q. "What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?"
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. "Where will the government get this money?"
A. From taxpayers.
Q. "So the government is giving me back my own money?"
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. "What is the purpose of this payment?"
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set,
thus stimulating the economy.
Q. "But isn't that stimulating the economy of China? "
A. Shut up.
There is very little footage of "Mr Piano "Floyd Cramer on You Tube
However I found this
Floyd Cramer.....Last Date
DOG FOR SALE
Even if you don't own a dog at present,
you'll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog.
Read her sales pitch below...
Dog For Sale
Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore,as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the
neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew him as 'Holy Shit'.
One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog,
tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a
restaurant for something cold to drink.
Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked,
'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?
The blonde said it was hers.
Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said.
The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.
The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.'
'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread.
She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning.'
The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand.
Your dog wants to have sex
The blonde looked at the cop and said,
'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.
CARTOONS.........Cowboys and Indians
'Exactly! In an emergency, break glass, pull knob and I'll come as fast as I can!'
Million Dollar ....... FAIL
Boyz Will Be Boyz
In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl.
Ten reasons why Golf is better than Sex
David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....
AMAZING FACTS NO 3
OSAMA IN HELL