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The following 15 Police Comments were taken from actual police car videos around the country. Count down to #1..
.#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new.
They'll stretch after you wear them a while."
#14 "If you take your hands off the car,
I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second?
Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."
#11 "You don't know how fast you were going?
I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"
#10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help.
Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K.,
I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not.
Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides,
eat cotton candy, and corn dogs and step in monkey poo. "
#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
#4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"
#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore.
We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."
#2 "I'm glad to hear that chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of yours.
So you know someone who can post your bail."
The envelope please.....................
AND THE WINNER IS ...
#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."
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Cartoons........Dogs
Multiple Births
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies.
A couple discovers a sado-masochist magazine hidden in their son´s room
I thought that I could love no other
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
Of loving beauty you float with grace
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
I want to feel your sweet embrace
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
I see your face when I am dreaming.
My love, you take my breath away.
Those cute animals
An Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe' with a full-grown emu behind him.
Wisdom of a Retiree
Thanks Josie [Ididn't know you were a drinker!!!]
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You lucky bugger!!
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Phils Philosophy
1 comment:
Oh that kiss was way more than I needed. Yikes. She could kill that little guy.
Have a terrific day Phil. :)
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