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The flight was coming into Vancouver when a combination of mechanical errors
and unstable weather caused theplane to start plummeting towards the ground!
The pilot feverishly worked his controls,
and finallythe engines roared back to life in time to prevent
the plane from going splat on the ground!
As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the disembarking gate
and were stunned to see 200 midgets shakily get off the plane.
Finally the crew got off the plane and the local manager of the airline
came up to congratulate the pilot on his perseverance under extreme conditions.
As the official and the pilot were talking,
the official commented how unusual it was that there were so many midgets on the flight.
"Those weren't midgets," the pilot replied.
"Those wereCanadians with the shit scared out of them!"
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Supplies!! Supplies!!
Surprise!!! Surprise!!
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Don't know if this is just a coincidence but....
2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia
2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing
2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of pigs around the globe.
It gets worse........ next year.....
.2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?
Thanks to all those who sent this to me the past couple of days..Cheers
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BOEING! BOEING!
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country.
She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense.
As soon as she boarded the plane,
a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat
and starts shouting,
"BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....."
Annoyed by the goings on,
the Pilot comes out and shouts "BE SILENT!"
There was pin-drop silence everywhere
and everybody is looking at the blonde and the angry Pilot.
She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment,
concentrated really hard,
and all of a sudden started shouting,
"OEING! OEING! OEING! OE...."
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Cartoons.....Viagra
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The players would take those little disks you set your
They were the first roller coasters.
The Iron Age had begun so the disks were made of iron,
They called them ferrous wheels.
stolen from Archies Archive
The doctor thinks for a moment.
"Just name it, I'll do whatever it is".
The man looks at his doctor asks,
The doctor says,
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Burgers
2 comments:
A great Willie song that brought back memories. More in this vein if you don't mind, please.
OK my friend, I will do my best
Cheers
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