Saturday, June 16, 2012

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Cup of Coffee
thanks Kitty L


Name the Movie??
Most of these are pretty easy
Test your memory and see if you can recall what year they were released
Answers below last picture










1     Grease   1978
                               2        Ferris Buellers Day Off    1986
                     3   Thelma and Louise       1991
             4    Pretty Woman     1990
          5   Taxi Driver        1976
  6       Rocky     1976
            7   Breakfast Club     1995
                       8     Breakfast at Tiffanys    1961
       9    The Shining     1986
                  10    Seven Year Itch       1955
11      ET      1982


Too funny!!



My family has a tradition of naming the cruise control on our cars. We were used to hearing my father proclaim, “Take it, Max,” as he flipped on the cruise control during long trips in our station wagon.
Recently, I was travelling with my parents in their new car when we hit a wide-open expanse of highway. My dad leaned back and said, “I think I’ll let Tom drive for a while.”
“Tom who?” I asked.
My mother translated for me: “Tom Cruise, of course.”


Those Funny Animals


Make sure you watch thru the credits to the end


New York  New York!!


Meanwhile in England


Dash Cam in Russia


And in New Zealand


In the Middle East

Just so they can ski in the desert!!


and in Nigeria


almost forgot Canada!!!



Coke Latin America teamed up with production company Landia for this ad featuring security camera footage clips around the world showing people doing nice, positive things.


Two old friends met at the golf course. "Hey, how's it going?" asked the first. "Not so good," answered the second. "My wife's divorcing me." Why that's terrible!" said the first. "What happened?" The second replied, "I made a five and half footer on the eighteen green." "So what's wrong with making a putt?" asked the first. The second replied, "It wasn't a putt, It was a brunette."
 thanks Toni S


A gushy reporter told Phil Mickelson, “You are spectacular, your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course. What’s your secret?”
Mickelson replied, “The holes are numbered.”
thanks Toni S





This is quite interesting! Give it a try!

Brain Age
Measure your brain age in 2 minutes by playing some fun
games. If your final score is younger than your actual age, then you
are doing enough brain exercise for your brain...if you score higher than
your age, then you need to exercise your brain more...



Ten Bets you can't lose


Seen at the Wal-Mart


Kindergarden Guitar Players
from North Korea
ed...cute video and great players, but look a bit robotic to me

thanks Kitty L


Interesting Stats!!


A woman gets a job at a Tickle Me Elmo factory.
The first day of work, a co-worker goes to the foreman and says, "Sir, you must do something about that new woman.  She has all production slowed to a standstill."
The foreman goes to her station and finds Tickle Me Elmos piled everywhere.
The woman is taking marbles, wrapping them in red velvet and sewing them onto each Elmo."
Immediately, the foreman bursts out laughing and tells her, "Ma'am, you misunderstand.  You are supposed to give each one two test tickles."

stolen from Archies Archives

stolen from Skips House of Chaos


On a deserted island


For my mate Frank N.....
How to plaster an outside wall


Wife and Kids

Turning 60 two years ago, I took a lot of good-natured ribbing from family and friends. So as my wife's 60th birthday approached, I decided to get in some needling of my own. I sat her down, looked deep into her eyes, then said I had never made love to anyone who was over 60 years old.
    "Oh, well, I have," she deadpanned. "It's not that great."


My wife just said to me, "Look at this. I've had this since we got married 20 years ago & it still fits me".

I said, " It's a  scarf".

I took the wife to a dance last weekend and there was this guy giving it all he had on the dance floor.
The wife said "see him, he proposed to me 20 years ago but I turned him down"
I said, " He looks like he was still  celebrating"


Million Dollar Room



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Sandee said...

The walmart folks did me in. Gross. Bwahahahahahaha.

Have a terrific day Phil. :)

Anonymous said...

Firstly, you had me crying whilst watching the coffee video - how true!! That one's going to my son in Cape Town coz his business is coffee.... all forgiven after I've been giggling all thru your posts...!! (smile)

I definately won't be shopping in Wal-mart,,, what's with those people? Have they no shame...?

Aaaah then there's the wee buttons from North Korea.... I'd say that's discipline for you.

I am so pleased the world's round... but we still need a club and a spade..!! Bwhaaa!!

Thank you Phil, for making many of us laugh again this week.

Celeste behind the snowy Alps.

By the way, yesterday I got to see the Alps without an inch of snow - - only green grass and plenty o' fog!! Still a beautiful sight.