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2012
Aussie Xmas
Jingle bells
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Xmas Toons
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So this is Xmas
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thanks Kitty L
Silver Bells
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Those Funny Animals
Upon
entering a little country store, a stranger noticed a sign reading:
“Danger!
Beware of Dog” posted on the glass door.
Inside,
he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash
register.
He
asked the store manager, “Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware
of?”
“Yep,
that’s him,” he replied.
The
stranger couldn’t help but be amused. “That certainly doesn’t look like a
dangerous dog to me.Why in the world would you post that sign?”
“Because,”
the owner replied, “before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over
him.”
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Once upon a time there was a very
handsome male camel
with two huge camel humps..
He fell
in love and married a beautiful female camel who had one perfect camel hump.
As time
progressed, they became the proud parents
of a wonderful baby camel who had no
humps.
They
contemplated long and hard on what to call their beautiful little boy.
Naturally, they decided to call him-
Naturally, they decided to call him-
'Humphrey.'
"It's more than just a picture"
Forced Perception
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History of the middle finger
The History of the Middle Finger
Well, now......here's something I never knew before,
and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent
friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified.
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French,
anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of
all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible
to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of
fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native
English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as 'plucking the
yew' (or 'pluck yew').
Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English
won a major upset and they began mocking the French by waving their middle
fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since
'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the
beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the
words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because
of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic
gesture is known as 'giving the bird.'
And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing
thanks Gordon H
POSTERS !!!
lol....we are still here!!
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On
Christmas eve, a burglar broke into the home of a lawyer.
The thief took all
the lawyer's Christmas gifts from under the tree
but left the packages for the
wife and children alone.
As
the criminal was leaving the house, he was caught by a policeman.
He confessed
to what he did but told the policeman that he couldn't be arrested.
The
policeman asked why, and the thief responded,
"Because the law states that
I'm entitled to the presents of an attorney."
Blue Christmas
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Christmas at your own home.
This is amazing, if you have not seen it before
just type in your address or any family addresses
and look through the window at the snow falling on
your home today.
It’s amazing!!!!
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won’t get anywhere else this winter.
Xmas Fails
Play the new game in Russia
Find your car???
the world in 2 minutes
Mexico
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only in Canada
Guy was about to hop in the shower when he reminded that he
had to take out the trash
… after all, it’s just -21°C outside
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A small tourist hotel
was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding
where the groom was 95
years old and the bride was 23. The groom
looked pretty feeble
and the feeling was that the wedding night
might kill him,
because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young
woman.
But lo and behold, the
next morning, the bride came down the main
staircase slowly, step
by step, hanging onto the banister for
dear life.
She finally managed to
get to the counter of the little shop in
the hotel. The clerk
looked really concerned, "Whatever happened
to you, honey? You
look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"
The bride groaned,
hung on to the counter and managed to speak,
"Ohhh God! He
told me he'd been saving up for 75 years, and I
thought he meant his
money!!"
Women and Men
A woman sadly tells her husband.
"We will not be together in heaven,
as we may die at different times my
dear."
After a pause her husband came up wth an answer
After a pause her husband came up wth an answer
she woulda preferred not
hearing.
"My dear, that is why the place is known as 'Heaven'".
the search!!
This weeks signs
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2 comments:
Merry Christmas to you and yours Phil. I sure could use some of your warm weather right now. It's cold here. :)
Merry Christmas Phil, thanks for making my weeks.
Enjoy your warm weather.
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