Saturday, December 22, 2012

 
 
 
 

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2012




 

Aussie Xmas








 
 
 
 
 
 
Jingle bells
 

 
 
 
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Xmas Toons






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So this is Xmas
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thanks Kitty L





 
Silver Bells




 
 
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Those Funny Animals
 
 
















 
 
 
 
 

 
 

Upon entering a little country store, a stranger noticed a sign reading:

“Danger! Beware of Dog” posted on the glass door.

Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register.  

He asked the store manager, “Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?”  

“Yep, that’s him,” he replied.

The stranger couldn’t help but be amused. “That certainly doesn’t look like a dangerous dog to me.Why in the world would you post that sign?”

“Because,” the owner replied, “before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him.” 

 

 
 
 
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Once upon a time there was a very handsome male camel
with two huge camel humps..  





He fell in love and married a beautiful female camel who had one perfect camel hump.

 



         As time progressed, they became the proud parents
 of a wonderful baby camel who had no humps.


 

 

They contemplated long and hard on what to call their beautiful little boy. 

  
Naturally, they decided to call him- 
 

 

      'Humphrey.'

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
"It's more than just a picture"
 










 
Forced Perception










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History of the middle finger
 
 
 
 

The History of the Middle Finger

Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified.

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as 'plucking the yew' (or 'pluck yew').

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and they began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as 'giving the bird.'

And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing

thanks Gordon H
 
 
 
 
 
 
 



 
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 lol....we are still here!!





 
On Christmas eve, a burglar broke into the home of a lawyer.
The thief took all the lawyer's Christmas gifts from under the tree
but left the packages for the wife and children alone.
 
As the criminal was leaving the house, he was caught by a policeman.
He confessed to what he did but told the policeman that he couldn't be arrested.
 
The policeman asked why, and the thief responded,
"Because the law states that I'm entitled to the presents of an attorney."

 














Blue Christmas

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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More Xmas toons
 
 
 








Christmas at your own home.
This is amazing, if you have not seen it before just type in your address or any family addresses
and look through the window at the snow falling on your home today.
It’s amazing!!!!
Click below to get something for Christmas you won’t get anywhere else this winter.

 
















Xmas Fails

 





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Play the new game in Russia
Find your car???
 












the world in 2 minutes
Mexico


 
 
 


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only in Canada
 

Guy was about to hop in the shower when he reminded that he had to take out the trash
… after all, it’s just -21°C outside




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A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding
where the groom was 95 years old and the bride was 23. The groom
looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night
might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young
woman.
But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main
staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for
dear life.
She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in
the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened
to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"
The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak,
"Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years, and I
thought he meant his money!!"
 


 
 
 
 
 
 







 Women and Men
 
 
 
A woman sadly tells her husband.
"We will not be together in heaven,
as we may die at different times my dear."
    After a pause her husband came up wth an answer
she woulda preferred not hearing. 
 "My dear, that is why the place is known as 'Heaven'".
 





the search!!


 











This weeks signs
 
 





















 

2 comments:

Sandee said...

Merry Christmas to you and yours Phil. I sure could use some of your warm weather right now. It's cold here. :)

Gale said...

Merry Christmas Phil, thanks for making my weeks.
Enjoy your warm weather.