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Western Australia

Kalbarri  ....  600kms north of Perth

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The Life of flowers

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Fascinating Pictures

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Partly Cloudy

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Those Funny Animals

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Dear Kitten: Regarding The Dog

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Selfies

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Snickers Mr Bean TV advert 

Subtitled

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Awesome Police Officers

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Ever wanted to ride an elephant?

 You have to watch this!

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Chilli [y] outside

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5-Year-Old JP Gibson 

 Plays for the Utah Jazz

Gibson, who was diagnosed

 with acute lymphoblastic leukemia in 2012

, was in uniform and joined the Jazz 

on the bench for tonight’s open scrimmage

and was signed in on a one day contract

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Around the World

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What's up Hong Kong?

Good to watch if you suffer from vertigo!!

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Two good old boys, Mick & Paddy,

 have been promoted from privates to Lance Corporals.

Not long afterward, they're out for a walk and Mick says,

 "Hey, Paddy, there's the NCO Club; 

let's you and me step in."

"But we’re only privates," protests Paddy.

"We’re Lance Corporals now," says Mick, 

pointing to his stripe and pulling him inside.

 "Now, Paddy, I'm a-gonna sit down and have me a drink."

"But we're privates," says Paddy.

"You blind, boy?" asks Mick, pointing again at his stripe.

 "We're Lance Corporals now!"

So they have their drink, 

and pretty soon one of the Army lasses comes up to Mick.

"You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you,

 but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea."

Mick pulls his friend to the side and whispers,

 "Paddy, go look in the dictionary 

and see what Gonorrhea means. 

If it's okay, give me the okay sign."
So Paddy goes to look it up, 

comes back, and gives Mick the big Thumbs Up.

Three weeks later Mick is laid up in the infirmary 

with a terrible case of gonorrhea.

Mick says to Paddy, 

"Why did you give me the thumbs up?"

"Well Mick, in the dictionary,

 it say gonorrhea affects only the privates

 and we're Lance Corporals now! "

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Meanwhile

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wild kangaroo street fight Aussie style

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and in Russia

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"RHYTHM OF THE RAIN"

 THE CASCADES IN LIVE

Perform their 1962 big hit

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Posters

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Ten Minutes a Day Could Change Everything

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Don't give a damn

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The Luckiest People

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Golf

Police are called to an apartment

 and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron

 standing over a lifeless man.

The detective asks, 

"Ma'am, is that your husband?"

"Yes" says the woman.

"Did you hit him with that golf club?"

&qu ot;Yes, yes, I did." 

The woman begins to sob, drops the club,

 and puts her hands on her face.

"How many times did you hit him?"

"I don't know --

 put me down for a five."

The bride was escorted down the aisle 

and when she reached the altar, 

the groom was standing there with his golf bag

 and clubs at his side.

She said:

 "What are your golf clubs doing here?"

He looked her right in the eye and said, 

"This isn't going to take all day, is it?"

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Please Move The Deer Crossing

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more of the same!!

Odds and Ends

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I was in a pet shop when I noticed a Muslim 

with the most amazingly colored parrot perched on her shoulder.

"Where did you get that from?"  I asked. 

          "Toronto. 

There's thousands of 'em!" .....said the Parrot.

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One way to cut the Grass

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Women and Men

Why Women Live Longer!!

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Another Music Classic

DON GIBSON

Sea Of Heartbreak

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This weeks GIF's

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Amazing Water Trick!

 How to Suspend Water Without a Cup!

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This weeks signs

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20 BMX Fails

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Phils Philosophy

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