G'day from Sunny Western Australia here the days
are fine and mild but as winter
approaches the nights are gretting abit chilly
A bloke goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him,
"I see you have a bad limp , what happened"?
"I was wounded in Vietnam " he says.
"They managed to save my legs
but I'm afraid they couldn't save my testicles"
"The interviewer tells the bloke,
"O.K. I can hire you right now.
The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M.
You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M."
The fella is puzzled and says,
"If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M.
then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job" the interviewer says.
"For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls -
no point in you coming in for that."
The accountant says,
She replies " I'm a whore"
The accountant is somewhat taken back and says,
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute;
The accountant asks,
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."
Upon arriving home, a husband
An Outback Pub