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G'day and welcome

Its Friday already and time for another weekend

of Footy [Aussie Rules]

Last weekend the West Coast Eagles played

the across town team The Fremantle Dockers

the picture below says it all

A bruised and battered turtle crawls into a police station.
He says to the cop:
"A gang of snails just beat me up!".
The cop says: "Did you get a good look at them?".
The turtle says:
"Well no, it happened so fast!"
[Thanks Miss C]
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A company looking to hire someone for an important
position narrowed the dozens of applicants down to three.
They decided to give them all one last question,
and to hire the one with the best answer.
The question:
A man and woman are lying in bed, nude.
The woman is lying on her side
with her back facing the man,
and the man is lying on his side
facing the woman's back.
What is the man's name?
The first two gave up.
The third said, "I'm not exactly sure,
but I have it narrowed down to two names:
It's either Willie Turner or Willie Nailer."
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A couple decided to go for a meal and after
some deliberation settled for their local Chinese restaurant.
They perused the menu and finally
agreed to share the chef's special, Chicken Surprise.
The waiter brings over the meal,
served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to start in on the meal,
the lid of the pot rises by a tiny amount and
she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking
around before the lid slams back down.
"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.
He hasn't so she asks him to look in the pot.
He reaches for it and again the lid rises,
and he sees two beady little eyes looking
around before it firmly slams back down.
Rather perturbed he calls the waiter over,
explains what is happening,
and demands an explanation.
"Well, sir," says the waiter, "What did you order?"
"We both chose the same," he replies,
"the Chicken Surprise."
"Oh, I do apologize. This is my fault," says the waiter...
"By mistake, I've brought you the Peeking duck."
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From the family album
[Istarted early]



Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV
and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door.
When he opens it,
he is confronted by a little Chinese man,
clutching a clipboard and yelling,
“You Sign! You sign!”
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement,
when the Chinese man starts to yell louder,
“You Sign! You sign!”
Nelson says to him,
“Look, you’ve obviously got the wrong man”,
and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again.
When he opens it, the little Chinese man
is back with a huge truck of brake pads.
He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson’s nose, yelling,
“You sign! You sign!”
Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now,
so he pushes the little Chinese man back,
shouting: “Look, go away!
You’ve got the wrong man, I don’t want them!”
Then he slams the door in his face again
The following day,
Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon,
he hears a knock on the door again.
On opening the door, there is the same
little Chinese man thrusting a
clipboard under his nose, shouting,
“You sign! You sign!”
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
This time Nelson loses his temper completely,
he picks up the little man by
his shirt front and yells at him:
“Look, I don’t want these! Do you understand?
You must have the wrong name!
Who do you want to give these to?”
The little Chinese man looks very puzzled,
consults his clipboard, and says:
“You not Nissan Main Deala?”




Useless cat

Mt Augustus in the Gascoyne region

Land of Gods

Judith Durham It doesnt matter anymore