English is a hard language !!
English has to be one of the hardest languages to understand.
Read the paragraph below
and try to understand the meaning.
"Two individuals proceeded towards the apex
of a natural geologic protuberance.
The purpose of their expedition being the
procurement of a sample of Fluid hydride
of oxygen in a large vessel,
the exact size of which was unspecified.
One member of the team precipitously descended,
sustaining severe damage to the upper
cranial portion of his anatomical structure;
subsequently the second member of the team
performed a self rotational translation oriented in
the same direction taken by the first team member."
In plain English what does this translate to?
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after!
A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman.
"Can I have a pint of Less, please?" he asks.
"I'm sorry, sir," the barman says looking slightly puzzled,
"I've not come across that one. Is it a spirit?""
I've no idea," says the guy.
"The thing is my doctor told me last week, that I should drink Less."
There was once a young man who, in his youth,
professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said,
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read,
stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level,
stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
It was a busy morning, approximately 8.30 am,
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