Its Saturday arvo here in sunny Western Australia
Ihave just watched the footy[Aussie Rules]
And the West Coast Eagles have now won 5 on the trot,
by beating the Richmond Tigers by 23 points in Melbourne
Grand Final winners 2006
Any one who knows me, knows that I have
an affection for bears
British Polar Bears
Jim owned a pub in Kalgoorlie,
and in the summertime a swarm of flies
seemed to just hover over the buffet table.
This had been going on for about a month.
Stevie, the neighbourhood freeloader,
walked in one day.
"I'm not giving you another free beer!"
Jim hollered, as he noticed Steve.
Steve was not without a plan, however.
He approached Jim and offered him a deal.
"I've been noticing these flies for the last weeks.
If you'll give me a beer,
I'll kill every one of them for you."
Jim gave him the agreed beer.
Once he had downed it,
Steve got up and headed for the door.
"All right," he shouted,
"send them out - one at a time!"
A beautiful, voluptuous woman
goes to see a gynaecologist.
The doctor takes one good look at this woman
and his professionalism is a thing of the past.
Right away he tells her to undress.
After she has disrobed he begins
to stroke her thigh.
As he does he says to the woman:
"Do you know what I`m doing ?"
"Yes," she says,
"you`re checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"Correct," says the doctor.
He then begins to fondle her breasts.
"Do you know what I`m doing now", he says.
"Yes," says the woman,
"you`re checking for any lumps or breast cancer."
"That`s right," replies the doctor.
He then gradually proceeds to
having sexual intercourse with her.
"Do you know," he pants "what I`m doing now?"
"Yes," she says.
"You`re getting herpes."
The other is Good.
The grandson thought about it for a minute
The old Cherokee simply replied,
One of the pups in a breeder's litter of collies
"Come to me, my melon collie baby."
Kalgoorlie's oldest pub