Saturday, April 28, 2007


G'day All

Its Saturday arvo here in sunny Western Australia

Ihave just watched the footy[Aussie Rules]

And the West Coast Eagles have now won 5 on the trot,

by beating the Richmond Tigers by 23 points in Melbourne

Grand Final winners 2006

Any one who knows me, knows that I have
an affection for bears

British Polar Bears

Jim owned a pub in Kalgoorlie,
and in the summertime a swarm of flies
seemed to just hover over the buffet table.
This had been going on for about a month.
Stevie, the neighbourhood freeloader,
walked in one day.
"I'm not giving you another free beer!"
Jim hollered, as he noticed Steve.
Steve was not without a plan, however.
He approached Jim and offered him a deal.
"I've been noticing these flies for the last weeks.
If you'll give me a beer,
I'll kill every one of them for you."
Jim gave him the agreed beer.
Once he had downed it,
Steve got up and headed for the door.
"All right," he shouted,
"send them out - one at a time!"

A beautiful, voluptuous woman
goes to see a gynaecologist.
The doctor takes one good look at this woman
and his professionalism is a thing of the past.
Right away he tells her to undress.
After she has disrobed he begins
to stroke her thigh.
As he does he says to the woman:
"Do you know what I`m doing ?"
"Yes," she says,
"you`re checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"Correct," says the doctor.
He then begins to fondle her breasts.
"Do you know what I`m doing now", he says.
"Yes," says the woman,
"you`re checking for any lumps or breast cancer."
"That`s right," replies the doctor.
He then gradually proceeds to
having sexual intercourse with her.
"Do you know," he pants "what I`m doing now?"
"Yes," she says.
"You`re getting herpes."

Men Cartoons

Specialist Cuisine

One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson
about a battle that goes on inside people.
He said,
"My son, the battle is between 2 "wolves" inside us all.
One is Evil.
It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed,
arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority,
lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.
The other is Good.
It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility,
kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity,
truth, compassion and faith."
The grandson thought about it for a minute
and then asked his grandfather:
"Which wolf wins?"
The old Cherokee simply replied,
"The one you feed"...

One of the pups in a breeder's litter of collies
had a strange appetite, fostered no doubt,
because the dog fancier's kennel was deep in the southern United States.
The odd youngster spurned regular dog food,
no meaty tid-bits could tempt him and he hated dog biscuits.
Just in time to save the little dog's life,
the owner found he would eat nothing but watermelons.
He doted on them.
His brother pups could not understand this
and they teased him unmercifully.
He became the butt of their pranks
until his tail would droop and he would
whimper and shiver in a corner.
His mother, trying to comfort him, called him to her.
She said,
"Come to me, my melon collie baby."

Kalgoorlie's oldest pub [1895]

Wave Rock [near Hyden]
pictures courtesy of []
Running Scared Roy Orbison

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