It is still raining on and off which is good news
Australia has won the World Cup for Cricket
The West coast Eagles won last weekend
And even my old team in the local league
The Perth Demons had a rare win
Have a look at this video it will make you smile!
I pulled an older woman at a club last night..
She was a right sort for 57,
we drank a bit, had a bit of a snog
& she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman?s double,
a mother and daughter 3 some?
I said no....
We drank a bit more,
then she says that tonight was my lucky night....
I went back to her place...
She put the hall light on & and shouted upstairs:..
"Mum, you still awake?"
A professor was giving a big test
one day to his students.
He handed out all of the tests and
went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students
all handed the tests back in.
The professor noticed that one of the students
had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying
"A dollar per point."
The next class the professor handed
the graded tests back out.
This student got back his test,
his test grade,
and $64 change.
A cute picture I found on the web
The Mouse And The Giraffe
A mouse was setting in a bar having a drink
The next day the mouse limped into the bar,
The bartender took one look and said,
The mouse said,
The bartender asked,
The mouse replied,
Say no more