Tuesday, May 1, 2007


Gday Again

It is still raining on and off which is good news

Australia has won the World Cup for Cricket

The West coast Eagles won last weekend

And even my old team in the local league

The Perth Demons had a rare win

Have a look at this video it will make you smile!

I pulled an older woman at a club last night..
She was a right sort for 57,
we drank a bit, had a bit of a snog
& she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman?s double,
a mother and daughter 3 some?
I said no....

We drank a bit more,
then she says that tonight was my lucky night....
I went back to her place...
She put the hall light on & and shouted upstairs:..
"Mum, you still awake?"

A professor was giving a big test
one day to his students.
He handed out all of the tests and
went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students
all handed the tests back in.
The professor noticed that one of the students
had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying
"A dollar per point."
The next class the professor handed

the graded tests back out.
This student got back his test,

his test grade,
and $64 change.

A cute picture I found on the web

Todays cartoons

Good Afternoon, Mrs. Johnson
:A Mr. Jones was sued by a Mrs. Johnson
for defamation of Character.
She charged that he had called her a pig.
Mr. Jones was indeed found guilty and fined.
After the trial he asked the judge,
"Your Honor, this means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?"
The judge said that was true.
"Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?"
the man asked.
The judge replied that he could indeed
call a pig 'Mrs. Johnson' with no fear of legal action.
Mr. Jones grinned,
looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said,
"Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson."

The Mouse And The Giraffe
A mouse was setting in a bar having a drink
when a beautiful giraffe came in
and sat down at the end of the bar.
The mouse looked over at her and
ordered her a drink.
Soon he had moved down beside her
and ordered her another drink.
After a third round,
the bartender looked up and they
were leaving the bar together.
The next day the mouse limped into the bar,
barely crawled up on the barstool
and sat there gasping for air.
His whiskers were bent and broken,
tail was crooked and patches of hair were falling out.
The bartender took one look and said,
"How did it go last night?"
The mouse said,
"Man, that was the best sex I ever had."
The bartender asked,
"Why do you look so bad?"
The mouse replied,
"Hey, between the kissing and the screwing
I must have run 10 miles!"

Say no more

For all you kiwi's out there

More pictures from GdayWA.com
The "Bobtail" Blue tongue lizard

Lucky Bay Esperance [on the South coast]
Amanda Waylon Jennings

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