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Gday All

Middle of the week and still raining

Nothing much exciting happening

Just a lot of politicans jostling for attention

as the date of the election gets closer

If you like Jim Carrey you will love this

I found it hilarious

Todays Cartoons

A couple of lame jokes

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean,

two prawns were swimming around in the sea

- one called Justin and the other called Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed

and threatened by sharks

that inhabited the area.

Finally one day Justin said to Christian,

“I’m fed up with being a prawn,

I wish I was a shark,

then I wouldn’t have any worries about being eaten.”
A large mysterious cod appeared

and said, “Your wish is granted”

Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.
Horrified, Christian immediately swam away,

afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time passed (as it invariably does)

and Justin found life as a shark

boring and lonely.

All his old mates simply swam

away whenever he came close to them.

Justin didn’t realise that his new menacing

appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While swimming alone one day he saw

the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps

the mysterious fish could change

him back into a prawn
He approached the cod and begged

to be changed back, and, lo and behold,

he found himself turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes

Justin swam back to his friends

and bought them all a cocktail.

(The punch line does not
involve prawn cocktail - it’s much worse) .
Looking around the gathering at the reef

he realised he couldn’t see his old pal.

“Where’s Christian?” he asked.

“He’s at home, still distraught that his
best friend changed sides to the enemy

& became a shark”, came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and

end the mutual pain and torture,

he set off to Christian’s abode.

As he opened the coral gate ,

memories came flooding back.

He banged on the door and shouted,

“It’s me, Justin, your old friend,

come out and see me again.”
Christian replied, “No way man, you’ll eat me.

You’re now a shark, the enemy,

and I’ll not be tricked into being your dinner.”

Justin cried back

“No, I’m not. That was the old me.

I’ve changed.”…
“I’ve found Cod. I’m a Prawn again Christian”.

Once upon a time there were two mice,

who lived in a big museum.

Everynight, when the place closed up tight,

they used to play among the exhibits.

They crawled through the dinosaur skeletons,

and they scampered over the picture

frames of the Monets and the Picassos,

and they shuffled around the

relics taken from an Egyptian tomb.
One night,

they were playing near a big, tall suit of armor.

They climbed in at the visor,

but one of the mice slipped and fell

--tumbly-tumbly-kerplop --

all the way to the bottom of one leg.

He was lost!

He was disoriented!

He was frightened!
"Help!" he started to cry.

"Help me make it through the knight!"

Guess who turned 50 last month

Marcia [alias Actress Maureen McCormick]

from the Brady Bunch

Married to Ben Stiller and looking as cute as ever

Hey! Buddy Forgotten something [Like pants]

Dog owners 'fleeced' in poodle scam

As the say there is a 'sucker' born every day.

Thousands of people have been 'fleeced'

into buying neatly coiffured lambs

they thought were poodles.

Entire flocks of lambs were shipped over from

the UK and Australia to Japan by an internet company

and marketed as the latest 'must have' accessory.

But the scam was only spotted after a leading

Japanese actress said her 'poodle' didn't

bark and refused to eat dog food.

This not made up

its a dinky-Di story

Lookalikes Phil Spector

and Ellen De Genres

Pictures of Western Australia [courtesy Gday WA.com]

In the State Forest near Pemberton

Lake Ballard [near Menzies in the Goldfields]

Roy Orbison In Dreams