Middle of the week and still raining
Nothing much exciting happening
Just a lot of politicans jostling for attention
as the date of the election gets closer
If you like Jim Carrey you will love this
I found it hilarious
A large mysterious cod appeared
Horrified, Christian immediately swam away,
Time passed (as it invariably does)
While swimming alone one day he saw
He approached the cod and begged
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes
involve prawn cocktail - it’s much worse) .
Looking around the gathering at the reef
best friend changed sides to the enemy
Christian replied, “No way man, you’ll eat me.
“I’ve found Cod. I’m a Prawn again Christian”.
"Help!" he started to cry.
Guess who turned 50 last month
Hey! Buddy Forgotten something [Like pants]