G'day By the time some of you read this I will be winging my way across the country to hopefully sunny Queensland
Have purchased a new digital camera and if I happen to take any half decent shots will post them on my return on August 24th
So this this is a bumper issue to keep you going
[Thanks Peter Pelham]
THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio the other day
and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning
guns and children.
It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and
General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting
his military headquarters.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you
going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing,
canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised
on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly
dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see how. We will be teaching them
proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but
you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
[Thanks Glynis Geen]
MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,
DOHA (Reuters) - The tiny Gulf state of Qatar,
Stevio Pass road in the Italian Alps near
an aerial shot of the bridge collapse and a close up view
The life of a druggie
How do you tell the difference between a New Zealand Police Officer, an Australian Police Officer, and an American Police Officer?
[Thanks Jim King]
I hope they meant to say something else. . .
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