Phils Phun is back!!!
After an enjoyable holiday in North Queensland, its back to WA and work
If you have not been to the Northern part of Queensland [Townsville, Cairns, Atherton Tablelands]
Then put it on your list of "must do"
You have to see the Daintree rainforests,Kuranda, Whitsundays and the wonders of the tablelands.
Its very touristry, but very relaxing at this time of the year
Next to Western Australians, Queenslanders are a friendly lot and go out of their
way to make your visit memorable.
Was surprised by the number of English tourists visiting Australia
Below is a picture of my bed before I left
Perhaps now I can get a good nights sleep
This[below] should be Qantas airlines
Leads to a lot of wasted time sitting in airport lounges
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped,
A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant,
"The pilot was bothered by a strange noise he heard in the engine," she explained.
"Oh, and it took a while to fix it," said the passenger.
"Not exactly." replied the stewardess,
As a Rotarian this vandalism seems mindless
A golfer asked his friend:
 …… 70,000 lives and rising
 …… US$ 452,637,400,000 and rising
Mother Teresa died and went to heaven.
You know you're a cop if...
You have the bladder capacity of five people
[Thanks Jim King ex-cop]
A Jewish girl brings her fiancé home to meet her parents.
Matthew sets up Andrew to go on a blind date with a friend of his.
"What do I do if she's ugly?" says Andrew,
"Don't worry." Matthew says. "Just go up to her door and meet her first.
So that night, Andrew knocks at the girl's door,
Andrew's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts,