This is a very funny NIKE advert
The day the Pacific was whipped up into an ocean of froth
Foam swallowed an entire beach and half the nearby buildings,
Here's a quiz for
A car was involved in an accident in a street.
A newspaper reporter anxious to get his story could not get near the car.
The crowd made way for him.
[thanks Miss Cellania]
Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, are talking.
Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date.
Edna: “Well, I’ll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M.,
Then he takes me downstairs, and what’s there but a luxury car…
Dorothy: “Goodness gracious!… so you are telling me I shouldn’t go out with him?”
Edna: “No, no, no… I’m just saying, wear an old dress.”
This must be one mean cat
Some Animal cartoons
The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady.
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am.
"Don't be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."
Walking by, a minister saw his 5-year-old son and playmates find a dead robin.
Feeling that proper burial should be performed,
the children had secured a small box and cotton batting,
then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased.
The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers
and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what
he thought his father always said:
"Glory be unto the Faaaather, and unto the Sonnn...
and into the hole he gooooes."
A priest from Ireland was assigned to a Texas diocese.
An attorney arrived home late after a very tough day trying to get
[Thanks Frank Andinach]