Am posting a bit early today as its Fathers day and the family
will all be here soon and I may have a beer or two!!!
Yesterday was a big day at Subiaco oval with the Eagles
Coach Kevin Sheedy and club ever green James Hird
were in their last games for the club
The Bombers almost stole the game [Eagles only winning by 8 points]
Emotional scenes after the game as the WA public and those Bombers supporters
in attendance gave the pair a rousing farewell
How to be the Perfect WIFE/GIRLFRIEND
Take notes girls
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined
to prove wrong the saying, "You can't take it with you."
After much thought and consideration,
the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least
some of his money with him when he died.
He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw
enough money to fill two pillowcases.
He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic
and leave them directly above his bed.
His plan was that when he passed away,
he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven.
Several weeks after the funeral,
the deceased lawyer's wife had gone up in the attic to clean.
Coming upon the two forgotten pillowcases stuffed with cash she exclaimed,
"Oh, that darned old fool,
I knew he should have had me put the money in the basement."
Whenever you are having a rough day,
try this stress management technique recommended
in all the latest psychological journals.
The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.
1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. You can feel both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called "The World".
6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make
out the face of the person you are holding underwater.
See? It really does work. You're smiling already!
Say no more
Must be Hot in London this year
I’m always a fan of the ‘twist at the end’ kind of story.
I thought for sure I knew the twist at the end , but I was very pleasantly surprised to find out I was wrong.
I hope you find this nicely done short film as entertaining as I did.
Can you figure out the twist before the end?
Those Golden But Moldy Oldies
They call them oldies for a reason.
Now for your listening pleasure - turn up your hearing aids
[pinched from ....It occurred to me...Thanks Mike]