Monday, Again tomorrow and so begins a new week
Footy finals in full swing
Eagles beaten by 3 points but live to fight another day
Play Collingwood at home in sudden death playoff this coming weekend
Only thing in our favour is Collingwood [the AFL's most protected team]
is making a very rare trip out of Melbourne.
Eagles have many injury problems so this will even things up a bit
Aussie Rules Football promo
For those who haven't seen it and for our overseas readers
Three football fans, an Eagles fan, a Dockers fan and a Collingwood fan were out for a ride
when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.
They stopped and discovered a nude female, passed out drunk.
Out of respect and propriety, the Eagles fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Collingwood fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast.
Following their lead, but with some grumbling,
the Dockers fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly part.
The police were called and when the first officer arrived,
he conducted his investigation.
First he lifted up the Eagles cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes.
Next, he lifted the Collingwood cap and replaced it, writing down some more notes.
The officer then lifted the Dockers cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it,
lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time
The Dockers fan was becoming annoyed and asked,
“What are you, a pervert or something?
Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?”
“Well,” said the officer,
“I am just simply surprised.
Normally, when you look under a Dockers cap.... you find an asshole.”
[this will get me some hate mail]
This is a bit late but
Congratulations to Julie and Russell Cockman
from Wyalkatchem with Thomas John
Pavarotti knocks on the pearly gates
St Peter opens them and says ' Oh it's you Luciano, come on in.
Pavarotti says ' Hold on, I 've got an envelope for you, from the Pope.'
St Peter opens it up and reads it.
'HERE'S THAT TENOR I OWE YOU'
Thanks Ron Wilson
Red, Green colour blindness test
Are you Colour blind
Neat Electrical job
Terry Elder, Steve Baker and Jeff Cairns take special note
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is leaning against a pillow, smoking a cigarette,
with a satisfied smile on his face.
The chicken takes a puff of his cigarette and asks the egg,
"Was that good for you, baby?"
The egg, looking a bit peed off, rolls over, and says,
"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."
“Boy, was that a fight for Thor eyes.”
For my New Zealand friends
Thanks to Joan Andony]
Some Seniors cartoons
A young female came to the ER with lower abdominal pain.
Everyone wants to be a Dog
Here are a couple of signs I made up with pictures from my files