The footy season is over for the Eagles after Collingwood beat them on Friday night. The Magpies now meet the Geelong Cats and I guess most footy fans will now support the Cats who haven't won a Grand Final since 1963
Saw this video posted on a couple of Blogs and those of us that are getting a bit long in the tooth can probably relate to it
The Remember Song............Tom Rush
Come to Cedar Point and take a ride for 30 seconds
ADAM and EVE
An Italian and a Greek were boasting about which empire
The Greek claimed that Greece had laid the foundations of democracy.
The Greek claimed that Greece had laid the foundations of great art and sculpture.
The Greek claimed that Greece had introduced sex.
Two kids are arguing over whose father is the wimpiest.
The first one says,
" My dad is so scared that when it's lightning and thundering,
he slides underneath the bed."
The second kid says,
My dad is so scared that when my mother works the nightshift,
he sleeps with the woman next door.
[Thanks Jim King]
10 Things You Better Off Not Knowing About Your Body
1. The average human body comprises enough fat to make seven bars of soap,
"You're simply going through the change!
[Thanks Ron Wilson]
Cool picture of a Water Bomber
This is close
This is closer
A long time ago, there was a beehive in the middle of a forest.
Every day, worker bees went to the fields, gathered pollen,
and brought it back to make honey.
The bees had a problem, though.
Occasionally, an intruder came around,
such as a bear who wanted the honey,
or kids who threw rocks at the hive.
Finally, the bees got tired of it.
They built an alarm system for the hive.
A bee could pull a lever, which triggered the alarm.
The bees could come back to protect their home.
One bee was exclusively assigned that job.
He was named the "Lever Bee."
He had to be constantly on the alert.
And that's why people say,
"I'm as ready as a Lever Bee."
Everybody wants to be a dog