Reasonably quiet week with just more work, work ,work
The shortage of skilled tradesmen in this state is creating
huge volumes of work for just about anybody ,in all facets of the
construction industry in this state
So, all you overseas readers, if your looking for work.
come on down
A man goes to the doctors feeling a little ill.
The doctor checks him over and says,
"Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus.
It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow
and you usually only have 24 hours to live.
There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth."
So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news.
Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening
as he's never been there with her before.
They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and wins £35.
Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins £320.
Then he gets the full house and wins £1000.
The National Grid comes up and he wins that too getting £380,000.
The bingo caller gets him up on stage and announces,
"Son, I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners,
a line, the full house and the national grid on the same card.
You must be the luckiest man on Earth!"
"Lucky?" he screamed.
"Lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24."
"MY GOD," says the bingo caller.
"You've won the raffle as well!!"
Saw this on a couple of Blogs and thought it was very apt
Ten Commandments for Reducing Stress
Thou shalt not be perfect, nor even try
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper .
Glasgow cop says,' License and registration, please.'
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled
In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it.
He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy,
His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.
One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror.
As she looked into the glass, she fumed,
Cool Aviation Pictures
Gone with the Wind
Looks like a good job
Temperature And The SCOTS!!!
The Future is Man Made
Who would have thought it!!!