Phils Phun

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As I mentioned on Sundays post the weather has been a bit warmer than normal
Most of you will read this on Friday, hence the picture below
Apologies to those who like the Music clips
Blogger would not let me embed any today
So hopefully better luck on Sunday

A few weeks ago I posted that great Cadbury's Advert featuring
the Gorilla playing the drums to Phil Collins music
Here is a parody [spoof] ot that advert featuring Wonderbra
Very clever

A married couple are lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding

anniversary when the wife says

"Darling, as this is such a special occasion I think that it is time I made a confession.

Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years."
The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says

"My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years,

I cannot hold your past against you,

in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade

and spice up our sex life a bit!"
She said "I don't think you understand,

my name was Brian and I played for the Warriors."

[thanks Jim King]

Wash your hands before you leave

Where Would You Be If...
...You Had All The Money Your Heart Desires?
...You Had No Worries?
...You Came Home And The Finest Meal Was Awaiting You?
...Your favourite movie was playing on the DVD player
...You Had The Perfect Kids?
...Your Partner Was Awaiting You With Open Arms And Kisses,

Promising To Fulfill Your Every Wish?
So Really, Where Would You Be?!

Well... I'm Not Sure About You,

But...

I Sure As Hell Know

Where I Would Be!

I'd Be In The Wrong Bloody House!
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On the first day of their honeymoon,
the blonde bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and,
with great anticipation, crawled into bed.
When her husband wasn't shortly behind her,
she got up and went looking for him --
and found that her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.
She asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her.
"I thought you realized," he replied. "It's Lent."
"What?!" she shreaked, almost in tears.
"Why, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard!"
"Well, you asked, and that's the answer," he said, going back to his book.
"But..." she said.
"Who did you lend it to, and for how long?"