Pretty quiet weekend with the weather more moderate and am enjoying a couple of days off before the mad rush towards Xmas starts
Happens every year in the construction industry
The votes in the poll ran recently showed that 60% of those who voted liked things the way they are
So, must be doing something right
Now, You've heard about the Worlds fastest Indian
But have you seen the
World's fastest rabbit
In the second video, watch what happens to this flipped over car
FOLLOWING a heavy-metal rock concert, one punk rocker stopped at the front desk of the hotel and asked if she had any messages.
When the clerk handed her an unsigned note she asked if he could describe the man who had left it.
"That's easy," he said.
"He wore tight orange-leather pants, high-heeled black boots and a T-shirt with strategically cut holes.
I remember a row of colored safety pins through the outside edge of one ear, and he wore purple eye shadow. And his hair was orange and spiked."
"Well," she said, obviously disappointed, "that could be anybody."
A man went to his pharmacist to get a double dose of Viagra.
The pharmacist told him that he couldn't give him a double dose.
"Why not?" asked the man.
"Because it's not safe," replied the pharmacist.
"But I need it really bad," said the man.
"Well, why do you need it so badly?" asked the pharmacist.
The man said, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, my ex-wife will be here on Saturday.
My wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose."
The pharmacist finally relented saying, "Okay, I'll give it to you,
but you have to come in on Monday morning
so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects."
On Monday, the man dragged himself in, his right arm in a sling.
The pharmacist asked "What happened to you?"
The man said, "No one showed up."
Warning Watch out for these blokes,because they might give you crabs
Cartoon of the Week
THE wife had become so domineering that her husband
Girl : When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden
She's 21 years old, her name is Caroline Welz,
A nurse noticed a man in golf attire pacing up and down