Sunday, November 18, 2007

Pretty quiet weekend with the weather more moderate and am enjoying a couple of days off before the mad rush towards Xmas starts
Happens every year in the construction industry
The votes in the poll ran recently showed that 60% of those who voted liked things the way they are
So, must be doing something right

Now, You've heard about the Worlds fastest Indian
But have you seen the
World's fastest rabbit
In the second video, watch what happens to this flipped over car

FOLLOWING a heavy-metal rock concert, one punk rocker stopped at the front desk of the hotel and asked if she had any messages.

When the clerk handed her an unsigned note she asked if he could describe the man who had left it.

"That's easy," he said.

"He wore tight orange-leather pants, high-heeled black boots and a T-shirt with strategically cut holes.

I remember a row of colored safety pins through the outside edge of one ear, and he wore purple eye shadow. And his hair was orange and spiked."

"Well," she said, obviously disappointed, "that could be anybody."

Double Dose..............
A man went to his pharmacist to get a double dose of Viagra.

The pharmacist told him that he couldn't give him a double dose.

"Why not?" asked the man.

"Because it's not safe," replied the pharmacist.

"But I need it really bad," said the man.

"Well, why do you need it so badly?" asked the pharmacist.

The man said, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, my ex-wife will be here on Saturday.

My wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose."

The pharmacist finally relented saying, "Okay, I'll give it to you,

but you have to come in on Monday morning

so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects."

On Monday, the man dragged himself in, his right arm in a sling.

The pharmacist asked "What happened to you?"

The man said, "No one showed up."


There was this French man who had a dog which he was attempting to train,
but alas had very little success.
He was on the verge of despair when he happened across
a very charismatic American evangelist.
He unburdened his soul to the American,
who promptly informed him to leave the dog with him,
and he would have it trained in a jiffy.
The next day the man returns, and asks how the evangelist got on.
The reply was positive,
and the evangelist calls the dog to give a demonstration.
Picking up a stick, he throws it and says, “Fetch.”
Instantly the dog takes off, grabs the stick and returns.
The evangelist says, “Drop” and the dog drops the stick at his feet.
“Roll over,” and the dog rolls over.
By this time the dog’s owner is very excited,
and asks if he can have a go.
”Sure,” replies the evangelist.
“Heel,” says the owner.
The dog lifts one paw, places it on the man’s forehead and says,
“I command this sickness to leave you...”

Some of you who know me better, know that I own a caravan
that was parked at Moore river
Well, its for sale
As you can see its in tip top condition
It comes with a top deck , fitted with a spa and BBQ area
It is pictured here cruising down the Moore river
Interested!! Contact me

For real.
This is a coal miner from the north China province of Shanxi,
taking a bath after finishing his shift.

Breakfast in Moleland
There was a mamma mole,
a papa mole,
and a baby mole.
They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.
The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausage."
The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said "Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes." The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole
but couldn't because of the two bigger moles.
The baby mole said,
"The only thing I can smell is molasses."

Warning Watch out for these blokes,because they might give you crabs

Cartoon of the Week

Watch this all the way thru
I would laugh at this but its very serious
and sadly we have a government
and a oppositon that doesn't care


Australia Post created a stamp with a picture of John Howard
to honour his achievements.
Unfortunately, the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
This enraged our Prime Minister,
who demanded a full investigation into the matter.
After a month of testing,the investigation revealed three findings:
1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3. People are spitting on the wrong side.
[sorry, just couldn't resist posting this]

THE wife had become so domineering that her husband
insisted she see a psychiatrist.
The wife consented, and the couple went to a doctor.
The husband waited outside,
and when his spouse emerged after the hour-long session,
he asked, "Did you make any progress?"
"Not much," she replied.
"It took me fifty minutes to convince that man that his couch
would look better against the wall."

Girl : When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden
.Boy : It's very kind of you, darling. But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl : Well that's because we aren't married yet.

Tall woman
She's 21 years old, her name is Caroline Welz,
she's from Germany and she is 6 feet 9 inches (2.06 m).

A nurse noticed a man in golf attire pacing up and down
out- side the operating room where another golfer
who had a golf ball driven down his throat, was being treated.
"Is he a relative of yours?" the nurse, stepping outside the room, asked the pacing golfer.
"No," replied the man, "That's my ball!"

As there were no Music videos in the last blog
Today we have a double whammy for you The first clip is
followed by
Lee Hazelwood and Nancy Sinatra....Some Velvet Morning
then comes
Gheorghe Zamfir...........Einsame Hirte
and finally
The promo Video for the 1980's
Phantom of the Opera..Michael Crawford

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