Its all over for another 4 years
An emphatic win for the Labor party
This is the last cartoon of me poking fun at John Howard
Its time to find a whole new lot of jokes and cartoons
about Kevin Rudd and his mob
Its open season
and him coming from Queensland will help [apologies Holtie]
My conscience is clear because I don't vote for the major parties
Enough of that lets get serious
Following are three dance videos that I came accross or they were sent to me
The first one is very inspiring and if you watch this and are not touched by it
Then I'm afraid we've lost you
Who ever coined the word Disability must have been a loser
This second dance video was sent to me by Fred Rea[thanks Fred] and is a group called the "Chooky Dancers" from Arnhem Land in the Northern Territory. This was filmed at the Raminging Festival 30th September 2007. Lionel, the fellow in the middle is hilarious and watch for some dance steps he pinched from Michael Jackson's "Thriller"
Zobra the Greek.......Yolngu style
The third dance clip is the
Best Wedding Dance ever
The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver.
He placed it on top of the instrument panel, and then asked the navigator,
"Do you know what I use this for?"
The navigator replied timidly, "No, what's it for?"
The pilot responded, "I use this on navigators who get me lost!"
The navigator proceeded to pull out a .45 and place it on his chart table.
The pilot asked, "What's that for?"
"To be honest sir," the navigator replied,
"I'll know we're lost before you will."
One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower
to hold short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed.
The DC-8 landed, rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the Cherokee.
Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said,
"What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?"
The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by,
came back with a real zinger:
"I made it out of DC-8 parts.
Another landing like yours and I'll have enough parts for another one."
A million to one shot
Nature smiling at us
[thanks to Karon Langridge for this]
Who's sleeping in my bed??
Once upon a time, this guy named Fred decided that he was
rough and tough enough to seek his fortune in the Wild West.
(This was in the days when the Wild West meant Texas and Arizona,
with indians, outlaws, tornadoes and droughts
So, Fred found his way to a frontier town and became
the bartender at the wildest saloon in the territory.
He soon proved how rough and tough he was, and the owner of the bar was pleased
with how he broke up fights and didn't skim too much off the receipts.
He told Fred that he (Fred) was doing a fine job, but he should remember one thing:
"If you ever hear even a rumor that Mad Martin is coming to town,
just save what you can, put a bottle of Red Eye on the counter,
and head out of town as fast as you can."
Fred was pretty perplexed at this, and sought explanation.
He was told that Mad Martin was an old mountain man who lived up in the hills
and only came to town once or twice a year.
However, Martin was the most dangerous guy they'd ever heard of and
few had ever encountered him and lived to tell the tale.
Fred listened carefully and then promptly forgot all about it.
Until, one day a few months later, a cowboy came riding through town at full speed,
yelling, "Martin's coming! Head for the hills!"
The result was incredible.
Everybody in town immediately jumped on their horses and took off for the hills.
Except Fred. He wanted to see this guy because he didn't believe he could be all that tough.
So, Fred just put the bottle of Red Eye on the bar, hid behind the counter, and waited.
He didn't wait long.
Soon there was a noise in the street.
As Fred looked out a hole in the wall, he saw this huge,
mean-looking guy ride down the center of the street on the
biggest bull buffalo that Fred had ever seen.
The guy stopped the buffalo in front of the bar, jumped off the beast,
punched it in the head (dropping the critter to its knees) and bellowed,
"Wait here til I get back!"
The fellow turned and walked up the steps.
Fred saw that the guy had a pair of huge mountain lions on leashes.
He tied them both to a post and kicked them soundly, hollering,
"You pussycats stay here til I'm done!"
The cats fearfully sat down.
Into the bar stormed the fellow, ripping the doors off the wall as he passed.
With two strides he approached the bar, picked up the bottle of Red Eye,
bit off the neck, and downed it all in one gulp.
Poor Fred, thoroughly frightened by now, let out a little whimper.
The guy looked down over the bar and roared,
"What the heck do you think you're looking at!?"
Fred managed to say, "N..n..n..nothing, mister.
Do you want another bottle of Red Eye?"
To which the fellow replied,
"Heck no! I don't have time! I gotta get out of here --
Mad Martin's coming!"
Man breaks record for carrying full beer glasses
An Australian has beaten the Germans at their own boozy game,
smashing the world record for carrying stein glasses full of beer.
Bavarian-born restaurant manager Reinhard Wurtz,
who recently became an Australian citizen,
broke the record for carrying one-litre steins of beer,
when he carried 20 for 40 metres.
With each beer-filled stein weighing at least 2.5 kilograms,
Mr Wurtz carried 50 kilograms of beer and glass in the record-breaking effort.
The previous record of 16 steins was held by German barmaid Anita Schwartz.
Some cartoons involving Pets
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
“Miss Beatrice”, he said, “I wonder if you would tell me about this?” pointing to the bowl.
“Oh, yes,” she replied, “Isn’t it wonderful?
Bob Hill and his wife Betty are vacationing in Europe.
On a rainy day they are driving through Transylvania when Bob loses control
Bob is badly injured, but is conscious.
"I`m sorry," says the hunchback,
Soon an elegant looking man comes down a stairway and introduces himself.
"Please," Bob pleaded. "Save my wife`s life."
With that, Bob collapses to the floor beside his wife and despite the efforts
The scientist is shattered by his failure to help Bob and Betty
Now Betty`s feet are moving and both of her eyes are opening!
The Hills are alive with the sound of music!"
Who teaches these people??
[thanks to Geoff Collins for this]
SEAGULL......... Breaking the law
What happens when your Soccer mad!!!!
Pinched this from Miss Cellania,,Thanks Miss C
[Thanksto David Jamieson for those two]
Harlow was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge,
Todays music is a couple of 60's classics
Crank up your sound ,follow the words and singalong