Managed a day off today, and spent all morning and most of the afternoon,
filling a skip bin with collected rubbish and tree loppings
Amazingly, Ican now venture part way into my shed
As per usual we will start with a couple of amusing videos
This first one is Hilarious and is some Aussie Yobbo's involved with
Drambuie Market Research
[Warning contains some coarse language]
This next video is doing the rounds of blog sites at present and is based on that TV show
Are you smarter than a 3rd grader
This video clip will be of interest to all of my Aussie readers
It shows the young cop during burnouts in his police car in rural Western Australia
A guy was standing in front of the gorilla cage at the zoo one day,
when a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye.
As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars,
and beat the guy senseless.
When the guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper.
Nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid
means "screw you" in gorilla language.
The explanation didn't make the victim feel any better - and he vowed revenge.
The next day, he purchased two large knives, two party hats,
two party horns, and a large sausage.
Putting the sausage in his pants, he hurried to the zoo and went right up to the gorilla's cage where he opened up his bag of goodies.
Knowing that gorillas were natural mimics, he put on a party hat.
The gorilla looked at him, reached through the bars, grabbed a hat from the bag, and put it on. Next, the guy picked up his horn and blew on it.
The gorilla reached out, picked up his horn, and did the same.
Then the man picked up his knife, whipped the sausage out of his pants, and sliced it in half. The gorilla looked at the knife,
looked at his own crotch,
looked at the man,
The Alphabet in pictures [although American, still pretty clever]
Look like Poms to me
Some more good advice
Coming soon to a beach near you!!!
Thanks to Megan Alchin from Meekatharra for this and also Chris Bone
This is a genuine mistake made in Ireland
This was actually sold in the supermarkets
thanks Josie Jamieson
Beer for toads: "Ken Ritchie never thought he'd see the day a cane toad would be worth its weight in beer - let alone two. But the day has come, with Tom Hedley, Australia's biggest private hotel owner and one of Queensland's richest men, throwing his support behind plans to introduce a beer-for-a-bag-of-toads bounty. "Hell, I'll give them two beers," said Mr Hedley, who also owns and drinks at his favourite watering hole the Red Beret. "As far as I am concerned they're pests and a nuisance to society. If offering a beer for a bag of toads is one way to wipe them out once and for all then I am all for it." The RSPCA welcomed the multi-millionaire's backing, saying the proposal could be modelled on a similar beer-for-a-toad bounty run in the Northern Territory. "How it worked in Darwin is they brought in the toads to the RSPCA to be humanely euthanised and they were then issued a voucher to get a beer - with a daily limit on the number of beers," said RSPCA spokesman Michael Beatty."
There was once a Sheep Farmer who needed help with his farm ...
A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WALMART! Why WALMART???WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!!
Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, ”Well, I’m done with the parking lot here at Wal-Mart, now you can follow me over to K-Mart
A research group on sea mammals captured a rather odd porpoise on oneof its trips. Its peculiarity was that it had feet. After they hadphotographed and measured the poor thing, they prepared to set itfree. "Wait a minute," said one of the researchers, "Wouldn't it be akindness if our ship's doctor here were to amputate the feet so thatit would be like other porpoises?" "Not on your life," exclaimed thedoctor, "That would be defeeting the porpoise."
Funny VB Beer advert
A few more cartoons