A huge bun fight happened this week between the Australian and Indian Cricket teams
after the second Test in Sydney
With alleged racists taunts allegedly been made on the field
The Indian player was suspended for three matches
This caused the Indian Cricket team to do a huge dummy spit
Even threatened to take their bat and ball and go home
Since 1997 Indian players have been charged with 43 infringements for
offences including, intimidating umpires, abusing rival players, ball tampering,
time wasting and widespread dissent, with one player with a total of 12 offences
and the player at the centre of this latest incident, already has 5 indiscretions
[Cartoon by Jason Chatfield]
After the defeat of Team India,
the team members were not able to show their faces to people
and they chose not to go in public
and rather just pack up in hotel rooms.
Dravid could not resist for too long to be in the hotel room
and still not be able to go out shopping.
So he disguises himself as another man and goes out.
He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him “Hi Dravid!”
Surprised for having been caught he comes back
and makes himself up as Muslim woman - in Burkha etc and goes out.
Yet the same woman greets him “Hi Dravid!”
Dravid comes back determined to give it yet another try with the make up of a Hippie wig
and shorts etc
. All in vain, the same lady catches him again and greets him “Hi Dravid!”
Bewildered by now, he could not help asking,
“How did you recognize me?”
The lady replied : “I am Sachin!”
Mrs Hughes will put a smile on your face
Here are some women trying to learn Spanish
so that they can communicate with their Nanny's
warning ..contains some strong language]
Couldn't resist posting this when Isaw it
The crying was coming from a poorly dressed boy of about 12 years old.
He was short and thin.
He had no coat.
He was just wearing a ragged flannel shirt to protect him from the cold night's chill.
Oddly enough, he was holding a hundred dollar bill in his hand.
Thinking that he had gotten lost from his parents,
I asked him what was wrong.
He told me his sad story.
He said that he came from a large family.
He had three brothers and four sisters.
His father had died when he was nine years old.
His mother was poorly educated and worked two full time jobs.
She made very little to support her large family.
Nevertheless, she had managed to skimp and save two hundred dollars
to buy her children new winter coats.
The young boy had been dropped off,
by his mother, on the way to her second job.
He was to use the money to coats for all his siblings
and save just enough to take the bus home.
He had not even entered the mall when an older boy grabbed
one of the hundred dollar bills and disappeared into the night.
"Why didn't you scream for help?" I asked.
The boy said, "I did."
"And nobody came to help you?" I queried.
The boy stared at the sidewalk and sadly shook his head.
"How loud did you scream?" I inquired.
The soft-spoken boy looked up and meekly whispered, "Help me!"
I realized that absolutely no one could have heard that poor boy cry for help.
So I grabbed his other hundred and ran to my car
Not even looking at the preacher and continuing his work the farmer replied,
"You don't understand," said the preacher.
With the same amount of interest as his previous answer the farmer said,
The young determined preacher tried again asking the farmer,
"Naw! I've lived here all my life," answered the farmer.
"Are you prepared for the resurrection?" the frustrated preacher asked.
This caught the farmer's attention and he asked,
Thinking he had accomplished something the young preacher replied,
Taking a handkerchief from his back pocket and wiping his brow,
The second boy says,
The third boy says,
Three women were sitting in an obstetrician's waiting room for their appointments.
How do you know? one of the others asked.
"I was on top, so I'm going to have a boy."
The brunette says,
With that, the blonde bursts into tears.
What's wrong? the others ask.
The blonde looks up and cries,
Men with Signs???
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A lot of people ask where the saying
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