Time for another blog
Perth's weather has decided to warm up again after a few pleasant days
With Australia Day [26th], now than less than ten days away, lets hope we get a cool one
Though as a rule in previous years it tends to be fairly warm that day
As per normal we start with some funny videos
Here is Peter Sellers appearing on the Dean Martin Show
If you ever come accross Bill Malone, don't play cards with him
With Afghanistan in the news the past day or so
you had better read this
You might be Taliban if
You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
You own a $300 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
You have more wives than teeth.
You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You’ve ever opened a can of falafel with a mortar round.
You’ve ever had your camel repossessed.
You can’t think of anyone you HAVEN’T declared Jihad against.
You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.
You’ ve ever been asked, “Does this burka make my butt look too big?”
You’ve felt the urge to “rub her out” after seeing a woman’s exposed ankle.
You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You’ve ever uttered the phrase, “I love what you’ve done with your cave.”
You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon “unclean”.
Mr Goldberg, from Pinsk, coming to America,
shared a table in the ship's dining-room with a Frenchman.
Mr Goldberg could speak neither French nor English;
the Frenchman could speak neither Russian nor Yiddish.
The first day out, the Frenchman approached the table, bowed and said, "Bon appetit!''
Mr Goldberg, puzzled for a moment, bowed back and replied "Goldberg.''
Every day at every meal the same routine occurred.
On the fifth day, another passenger took Goldberg aside.
"Listen, the Frenchman isn't telling you his name.
He's saying `Good Appetite,' that's what `Bon appetit!' means.''
At the next meal, Mr Goldberg, beaming,
bowed to the Frenchman and said, "Bon appetit!''.
And the Frenchman, beaming, replied: "Goldberg!''
The rooster is wearing a shirt, and pants with suspenders.
"What the hell is that all about?" he asks the farmer.
"A year or two ago, we had a fire in the chicken coop," the farmer explains.
"That's amazing," the salesman said.
"That ain't nothin'," the farmer says.
Saw this interesting photo on "Bits and Pieces"
US-Mexico border Thats the US on the left and Tijuana on the right
A woman goes into to see the psychiatrist about her low self-esteem.
The next day she was out at a bar with girlfriends
"I see we have the same doctor," the man said.
THIS IS LOADS OF FUN!
Bet you can't get 100 on the first try.
This is pretty neat!
See how you do with the colors!
It takes an average of 5 tries to get to 100%.
Follow the directions!
It's harder than it seems, as it should be!
Aliens.....a glimpse into the future
[Thanks to Jennie Simmons for sending this]
The Springfields ....Island of Dreams
Thats Tom on the left, Dusty and Mike Hurst
And I think to myself
Johnny Cash ..Orange Blossom Special and Jackson
Linda Ronstaadt .......When I grow too old to dream