Much to the relief of all the wowsers and no hopers,
daylight saving finished in Western Australia last weekend
They can all now sleep in an extra hour???
If its any consolation my curtains which faded badly over summer , due to all that extra sunshine, looked remarkably bright Monday morning!!!!
[mob of losers]
We got drenched with 40mm of rain on Monday which was tremendous
This cracked me up
Watch it twice
Two Swedish sisters go into a photo place to get their picture taken. Not being very educated, they question each other on what the photographer is doing.
When he goes under the black cloth, one sister turns to the other and asks…
“Vots he goink to do?”
Her sister answers, “He’s goink to focus!”
The second cries, “Bot of us?”
A police officer was driving through an old part of town when he saw a former lieutenant on foot. The officer stopped and asked, "Hey Pat, this isn't your new beat is it?"
Pat said, "Unfortunately it is ever since I arrested a judge on the way to a costume ball."
"Why did you do that?"asked the officer.
Answered the former lieutenant, sadly,
The officer thought about it for a moment and said,
"Well, I suppose it is best never to book a judge by his cover."
Farmer James Stirton found the odd-shaped ball last year on his 40,000 hectare property, about 800 kilometres (500 miles) west of the northern Queensland state capital of Brisbane.
But Stirton only started inquiring into what the ball of metal really was,
“I was riding out to check some cattle, and I came around the corner
“I know a lot of about sheep and cattle but I don’t know much about satellites.
He said the object was hollow, and covered in a carbon-fibre material.
In 1979, large parts of the Skylab space station fell to earth near
Three blonds are on an island and they find a lamp, rub it, and a genie pops out.
The first blond says “I wish I were twice as smart as I am now
The genie turns her into a redhead, she builds a raft, and floats off the island.
The second blond says “I wish I were ten times as smart as I am now,
The genie turns her into a brunette, she builds a plane, and flies off the island.
The third blond says “I wish I were a hundred times as smart as I am now,
The genie turns her into a man and he takes the bridge.
‘That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, Baby.’
He takes off his pants and the blonde says
‘That’s another 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.’
He catches up to her and asks why she ran
‘I was afraid to be around all that dynamite
If your visiting the great land down under
Be very aware of this one
A science professor was lecturing students on the size of the universe.
"The Earth is but a spec in our solar system", he said.
"And our solar system is but a spec in our galaxy".
"Furthermore our galaxy is but a spec in the cosmos which is but a spec in the universe".
"How do you know this, Professor?", asked a student.
The professor replied,