A couple of people asked me what the above flag is
It is the State of Western Austrlia flag, with our Black swan
We had more welcome rain on Saturday 70 mm [almost 3 inches]
Perth, Western Australia. a naturally beautiful city,
with over 100kms of white sandy beaches,
the large expanses of the swan river,
suburban lakes and wetlands,
huge metropolitan bushland parks including the magnificent King's Park,
State forests in the Darling Ranges 45mins from the city centre
and heaps of 'year round' sunshine.
Perth is where I live.
Have a look and judge for yourself.
Aussie comedian Tom Gleeson taking the Mickey
out of singer James Blunt
A woman of 40 wants to get married,
but she is willing to marry a man only if he is still a virgin.
After several unsuccessful years of searching,
she decides to take out a personal ad.
She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback.
Naturally, since we need to build up to a punchline here,
they end up getting married.
On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities.
When she returns to the bedroom,
she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room,
naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.
"What happened?" she asks.
"I've never been with a woman," he says.
"But if it's anything like a kangaroo,
I'm gonna need all the room I can get."
Beautiful and creepy,
this huge hole in the ground situated in Darvaz, Uzbekistan
was once the site of a gas drilling site where 35 years ago,
geologists discovered a massive cavern filled with an unknown gas.
It was claimed that since there was a danger of poisonous gases in the cavern,
the drilling company decided to ignite the gases
before proceeding with the drilling.
The hole has been burning ever since.
[link: English Russia]
“What kind of object was it,” he asked.
“I don’t know,” she replied.
“That’s OK,” said the officer.
... a nun-identified flying object.”
The Beer Song
Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Man
I've smoked fatter joints than that.
Ahhhh, it's cute.
Why don't we just cuddle?
You know they have surgery to fix that.
Make it dance.
Can I paint a smiley face on it?
Wow, and your feet are so big.
It's OK, we'll work around it.
Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
Oh no... a flash headache.
(giggle and point)
Can I be honest with you?
How sweet, you brought incense.
This explains your car.
Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
Why is God punishing me?
At least this won't take long.
I never saw one like that before.
But it still works, right?
It looks so unused.
Maybe it looks better in natural light.
Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
Are you cold?
If you get me real drunk first.
Is that an optical illusion?
What is that?
It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
Does it come with an air pump?
So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
I guess this makes me the 'early bird
Bellamy Brothers tribute song