Here is a video of Lorrie Morgan and Sammy Kershaw with their hit song
He drinks Tequila and she talks dirty in Spanish
posted for Stevie [V1] in Kalgoorlie
The Snow White Ad
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake.
The water was enticing and Snow White decides to take a bath.
So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is taking a bath in the lake.
The Dwarfs protest vehemently because they want to take a bath too.
Snow White relents and says "When I get into the water and you hear the splash,
you can turn around."
Snow White undresses and as she is about to jump into water,
at that very moment,
she is startled by a frog who jumps into water before she can.
The moment the Dwarfs hear the SPLASH,
they turn around and see Snow White standing NAKED.
Now, given that this incident is an idea for a TV ad,
what product is being advertised?
Come on now,
this should be easy for a person of your mental powers!
The product being advertised is.
[pinched from Miss Cellania]
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Why its always best to be the Boss
More signs of the times
There are several of these around this neighbourhood
One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring.
“Where did you get that ring?” her husband asks.
A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat.
She replies “My boss and I played the lotto and we won again,
That night, the wife asks her husband to run her a nice warm bath
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The difference between a duck and a co-pilot? The duck can fly.
A check ride ought to be like a skirt--short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover everything.
Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance.
It only takes two things to fly: airspeed, and money.
The three most dangerous things in aviation:
1. A Doctor or Dentist in a Cessna. (Worse, in a LearJet)
2. Two captains in a DC-9.
3. A flight attendant with a chipped tooth.
If it's ugly, it's British.
If it's weird, it's French.
If it's ugly and weird, it's Russian.
Without ammunition, the USAF would be just another very expensive flying club.
The three best things in life are a good landing, a good orgasm, and a good bowel movement. A night carrier landing is one of the few opportunities to experience all three at the same time (Go NAVY!!!).
The similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots?
If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies.
If ATC screws up, the pilot dies.
It's better to break ground and head into the wind than to break wind and head into the ground.
The difference between flight attendants and jet engines is that the engines usually quit whining when they get to the gate.
New FAA motto: 'We're not happy, till you're not happy."
If something hasn't broken on your helicopter--it's about to.
I give that landing a 9 . . on the Richter scale.
Basic Flying Rules:
1. Try to stay in the middle of the air.
2. Do not go near the edges of it.
3. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly in the edges.
Unknown landing signal officer to carrier pilot after his 6th unsuccessful landing attempt: 'You've got to land here son. This is where the food is