Sunday, April 13, 2008

The footy is over for another weekend and the Eagles took another thumping
This time from the Sydney Swans
The game however will go down n history for the Barry Hall incident
In a good old fashioned king hit behind
the play,Bazza took out Eagles player Brent Staker
Bazza must have had a mental block, because there are so many camera's
focusing on the play , it was bound to be seen
Should cost him 10 weeks or more
Here is a clip

My good friend Chris Bone sent me the next two clips
Thanks Chris
The Worlds best Casinio Advert

Funny Boxing video [I'm not Gay!!]

A little girl asked her mother,
'How did the human race appear?'
The mother answered,

'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made.'
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered,

'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'
The confused girl returned to her mother and said,

‘Mom how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God,
and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'
The mother answered,

'Well, dear, it is very simple.
I told you about my side of the family
and your father told you about his.'


Daughter: My friends and I want to go out tonight.
Mother: Where are ya'll going?
Daughter: To the cowboy bar on the edge of town.
Mother: I don't think you should. There's been a lot of trouble at that place.
I heard there was a fight there last weekend, and several people got hurt.
Daughter: But mom!! Please!! It'll be okay.
Mother: No, your life is more important than going out.
Daughter: But Tiny is going with us...
Mother: Well, in that case, it should be okay. Ya'll have fun!

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher,
and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"
"That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment."
So, the midget shows up,
and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.
"A female horth."
So he shows him a prized filly.
"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?
So the guy picks up th e midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth."
"Can I thee her earzth?"
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nith earth. Can I see her mouf?"
The rancher is getting pretty ticked off,
but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nith mouf. Can I see her twat?"
Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms
and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny,
pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up sputtering and coughing.
"Perhaps I should rephrase that.
Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?"

You may seen those couples standing in this picture,
but have you seen that small baby sleeping.
Check the inner corners of tree you will see a whole small baby

Real neat advert from Australia Post

If you really want to touch someone, send them a letter

A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot.
One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day.
She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried,
except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach,
glance around furtively, then speak to them.
Generally the people would respond negatively and she would wander off,
but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a
quick exchange of money for something she carried in her bag.
The couple assumed she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops,
but since they didn't know for sure they just continued to watch her.
After a couple of weeks the wife said,
"Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people
with boom boxes and other electronic devices?"
He hadn't and said so.
Then she said,
"Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on beach.
Then we can find out what she's really doing."
Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was
almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw
the girl talk to her husband and then leave.
The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.
"Well,? Is she selling drugs?" she asked, excitement pouring out with her voice.
"No, she's not."
He said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.
"Well,? What is it, then? What does she do?" his wife fairly shrieked.
The man grinned and said, "She's a battery salesman."
"A battery salesman?", cried the wife.
"Yes," he replied,
"She sells 'C' cells by the sea shore!"

Hope the above cartoon is not to deep for you
Think about it

A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee
while another foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tees.
The ladies are taking their time.
When the final lady is ready to hit her ball,
she hacks it ten feet.
She goes over and whiffs it completely.
Then she hacks it another ten feet,
and finally hacks it another five feet.
She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically,
“I guess all those f--king lessons I took over the winter didn't help.”
One of the men immediately responds,
'Well, there you have it, you should have taken golf lessons instead!'
He never even had a chance to duck.


Michael Jackson is in bed with his girlfriend.
(That's not the funny part)
She looks him in the eyes, and says,
"Michael, you're a pedophile!"
Michael looks back at her and says,
"My, that's a big word for a 10-year-old."

More funny Wedding

Todays request
Jammo from Gosnells is the biggest Status Quo fan that Iknow of
Here they are performing at Live Aid in 1985 [Wembley Stadium]
Status Quo.....Rocking all over the World
Anne Murray [Canadian sweetheart]
Can I have this dance


NortyGordy said...

G'day Phil,

great posting mate, I've stolen a couple of things.

But I've put you on my links list as a favourite site.

Hope that's ok?


Phils Phun said...

G'day Nortygordy
Not a problem my friend, as Ihave already stolen most of it anyway
Thanks for the link
Loved your site when I visited
Ishall return the favour and pinch some of your goodies and will link you into my blogroll