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Funny Toyota Advert

Some Points to Ponder..

1. Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

3. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself

.4. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

5. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain

.6. A penny saved is a government oversight.

7. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

8. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

9. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

10. He who hesitates is probably right.

11. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

12. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

13. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

Cartoons... Fish and Fishing

The people in this audience were lucky to see this[ from 1977]

Carl Perkins,Roy Orbison, Johnny Cash, Jerry Lee Lewis
This Train

And speaking of Roy Orbison

This for his fans out there [me included]

The extraordinary voice of Roy Orbison

Walk On

Flowers would have been a better idea

Train at Home





RAPID GRAMMAR IMPROVEMENT

There were two girls seated on a plane, beside one another.

One was from the North and one from the South.

The girl from the South asked very politely,

"Where ya from?"

The girl from the North said,

" A place that knows better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."

The girl from the South replied,

"Oh, okay, where ya from, Bitch?"



Bears riding horses????

More stuff to ponder
(1) Zero Gravity

When NASA first started sending up astronauts,

they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.

To combat this problem

NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen

that writes in zero gravity, upside-down,

on almost any surface including glass

and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.

The Russians used a pencil.

Your taxes are due again--enjoy paying them.

(2) The American Constitution

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .

Why don't they just give them the Ameican one?

It was written by a lot of really smart guys,

and it's worked for over 200 years.

And, they're not using it anymore.

(3) Ten Commandments

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse

is that you cannot post

"Thou Shalt Not Steal,"

"Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery"

and "Thou Shall Not Lie"

in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians.

It creates a hostile work environment.



I wonder what song he got the gold record for??

The Alabama preacher said to his Congregation,

"Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.

This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.

I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.

Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God

and this Christian family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued,

"Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood?

Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory.

Now stand and confess your transgression. "
Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body

that would stop traffic rose from the third pew.

Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,

"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.

I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan.

I simply told a couple of my friends you were a wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fainted, and the congregation roared.


Music

Ihave been looking for this song on you tube for awhile

At last sommeone has posted it

Hope you enjoy it as much as Ido

Its just a great song

Nitty Gritty Dirt Band...An American Dream

LADIES