Sunday, July 20, 2008


As mentioned in the last post, the Pope visited Australia last week
One of the highlights of his visit was last Thursday.
Over 100,000 young people fromall over the globe attended World Youth Day
Below is one of the Tshirts that were available to purchase

I've been touched by the Pope Down Under

Banned Aussie Tv Ad
One day your gunna get caught

Funny Aussie animals

The Popular Mule
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother,
who immediately demanded an inspection of the place.
While they were walking through the barn,
the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head,
killing her instantly.
At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket
and greeted folks as they walked by.
The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer,
he would nod his head "Yes" and say something.
Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer,
he would shake his head, "No" and mumble a reply.
Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about.
The farmer replied, ''The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy'
and I would nod my head and say,
'Yes, it was.'
The men would ask, 'You wanna sell that mule?'
and I would shake my head and say,
'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.'"


There are just over seven months until the American election that will decide
the next President of the United States.
The person elected will be the president of all Americans,
not just the Democrats or the Republicans.
Americans, show your solidarity!
You should all get together and show each other your support for the candidate of your choice. It’s time that you all came together,
Democrats and Republicans alike:
If you support the policies and character of Barack Obama,
please drive with your headlights on during the day.
If you support John McCain,
please drive with your headlights off at night.

A Russian who had lived through the rule of Nicholas II,
who ended czarism for good by abdicating in 1917, when communism began,
was telling the story of his hard life to a sympathetic group in an inn,
in return for which he was being provided with vodka in large measure.
"Ahh" said the peasant, "it's good to taste that good spirit again.
When I was a young man, although there should have been plenty of food and drink
to go around, Nicholas II would waste it all on gluttony
and feasts for all his noble friends,
leaving us peasants and serfs to scramble for food
in the gutters of Moscow and St Petersburg.
"He shook his head and sighed.
"Yes, I was born under a squandering Czar!"

Its under here somewhere!!!!!!!!!!!!

Save the last dance for me
The Drifters

Michael Buble
I love Mommy

Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared
to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared,
"Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast,
there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
"Gee, Mom," he exclaimed. "For me?"
"Just take two," Brenda replied.
"The rest are for your father."

Limo ......home on wheels

What's the worst thing about being an atheist?
You don't have anybody totalk to when you're having sex

The Blonde and the Mechanic..........
The blonde's car was making a funny noise, so she took it in to the garage
down the street from where she worked, then walked back to the office.
She told her friend,
'I'm getting the car seen to because it makes this funny clicking noise
.''Let me know how you make out,' her friend said.
'I'm afraid the mechanic is going to rip you off because you're a woman.'
At lunchtime, the garage called to say her car was ready.
She walked down and picked it up,
then drove to the restaurant where she was meeting her friend.
As she sat down to eat, her friend asked,
'Well,how did it go?''
The mechanic was very nice, and very honest, too
.''He didn't rip you off?
''No. He said it was an easy fix and only charged me $20.
All I needed was some turn signal fluid.'

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