Saturday, December 3, 2011


Image by FlamingText.com





470



-----------------------------

Give Peace a Chance



------------------------------------

Geirangerfjord in Norway





--------------------------------


One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.
 "My daughter, you have pleased me greatly.
Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures
 and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others.
I have come to you, not only to thank and commend you,
 but to grant you anything you wish," said God.
"Dear Heavenly Father, I am perfectly happy.
 I am a bride of Christ. I am doing what I love.
 I lack for nothing material since the Church supports me.
 I am content in all ways," said the nun.
"There must be something you would have of Me," said Almighty God.
"Well, there is one thing," she said.
"Just name it," said God.
"It's those blonde jokes. They are so demeaning to blondes everywhere --
 not just to me. I would like for blonde jokes to stop."
"Consider it done," said God.
"Blonde jokes shall be stricken from the minds of humans everywhere
. But surely there is something else that I could do just for you."
"There is one thing.
But it's really small, and not worth Your time," said the nun.
"Name it. Please," said God.
"It's those M&M's," said the nun.
 "They're so darn hard to peel..."



----------------------------------------





-----------------------------


--
What a Shame



thanks Liz Z and Gordon H
----



Only in Africa









-------------------------

Glock and Gunny




----------------




Those Funny Animals









----------------------------------


SMILE







thanks Kitty L



-----------

The Animal Kingdom
stolen from Miss C


-------------------------------------

November Fails





----

Jest for laughs








thanks Wayne W


---------

For Wine lovers..a rough red from New Zealand
thanks Gordon H


--------------------------

Robot in love







----

Pollution in Pictures











------------------------


How many??






video





------------------------------






thanks Kitty L




---------------

Holiday Fails





-------------



PHILS PHILOSOPHY

Disclaimer
All posts, jokes, stories, cartoons, photos and videos on this site
are understood to be in the public domain.
If you hold the copyright to any of them and would like me to remove them,
please contact Phil at philco@iinet.net.au.





1 comment:

Sandee said...

I took the blonde nun one and it will post on Monday. I gave you credit as usual. Good one.

Have a terrific day. :)