Saturday, October 31, 2015


Western Australia
Little Salmon Bay on Rottnest Island

by the time most of you read this the game will be over
Win or lose .... Go Wallabies!!

A Number On My Back 
(The Wallaby Anthem) 
 John Williamson


People Are Awesome


Around the World


Irish Rugby supporters




















iPad Horror Halloween Magic



Seal Jumps On Guy's Boat
 And Makes A Friend


Those funny Animals

Ray was trying to cross the street.

As he stepped off the curb a car
 came screaming around the corner 
and headed straight for him.

Ray walked faster, trying to hurry across the street, 
but the car changed lanes and kept coming at him.

So Ray turned around to go back, 
but the car changed lanes again and continued coming at him.

By then, the car was so close and Ray was so scared
 that he just froze in the middle of the road.

The car got real close,
 then swerved at the last possible moment 
and stopped next to Ray.

The driver rolled down the window. 
It was a squirrel.

It said, 
“See, it’s not as easy as it looks, is it?”


The Carbonaro Effect 
 Trick Golf Ball Has a Sneaky Secret


Miscellaneous Cartoons


80-Year-Old Grandparents Celebrate Anniversary
 with Adorable Piano Duet



Who Will Stop the Bullying?


A Japanese man goes to the seafood market to buy his dinner.
He purchases a live lobster and a live catfish,
 then walks home.
Unfortunately, on the way home he does not look 
both ways crossing the street; 
he is hit by a large truck.
The man and the lobster are both killed instantly.
  By some miracle,
 the catfish survives.

Because, you see, the others were both crustaceans.
thanks David T


The Carbonaro Effect 
 Copy Machine Disaster


Interesting Facts!!


You Raise Me Up

thanks Geoff C


Odds and Ends

I was at the bar of the “Texas Rose” tavern 
last night waiting for a beer,
 when a big ugly, heifer-size gal came up behind
 me and slapped me on the butt.

She said, “Hey sexy, I dig old guys –
 how about giving me your number.”

I looked at her and said,
 ”Have you got a pen?”
 She said, “ I sure do.”

I said, 
“Well, you better get back into it before 
the farmer notices you’re missing.”

My dental surgery is set for Monday.

There are three engineers in a car;
 an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer
 and a Microsoft engineer.

Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road,
 and the three engineers look at each other 
wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down
 the electronics of the car and trying to trace
 where a fault might have occurred. 
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars,
 suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified
 and getting blocked somewhere.

Then, the Microsoft engineer, 
not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion,
 ‘Why don’t we close all the windows, 
get out, get back in, open the windows again,
 and maybe it’ll work.’


We will, we will rock you

Totally silly,
 but actually these windshield wipers are right on cue to the song 
‘We will rock you’ by Queen. 
On this particular cold morning this man’s car would not start
 so he made the best of it by singing a tune.
 Don’t let the small things in life ruin your day,
 just make the best of the moment and move on.


Funny Signs

bus drivers for sale


Grocery store buys special cart for special kid


A fifteen-year-old came home with a Porsche
 and his parents began to yell and scream,
 “Where did you get that car?”
He calmly told them, 
“I bought it today.”
“With what money!?” demanded his parents. 
“We know what a Porsche costs.”
“Well,” said the boy,
 “this one cost me fifteen dollars.”
The parents began to yell even louder.
 “Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars!?”
 they asked.
“It was the lady up the street,” said the boy.
 “Don’t know her name — they just moved in.
 She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me
 if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars.”

“Oh my goodness!” moaned the mother,
 “she must be a child abuser.
 Who knows what she will do next? 
John, you go right up there and see what’s going on.”
So the boy’s father walked up the street to the house 
where the lady lived and found her 
out in the yard calmly planting flowers.
 He introduced himself as the father of the boy
 to whom she had sold a Porsche to for fifteen dollars
 and demanded to know why she did it.
“Well,” she said,
 “this morning I got a phone call from my husband.
I thought he was on a business trip,
 but I learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary. 
Then apparently she stole all his money
 and stranded him there!
 Well he called me, without a dollar to his name,
 and asked me to sell his new Porsche 
and send him the money.
 So that’s exactly what I did.”



Love this!!

Can't help falling in love -
 ELVIS PRESLEY tribute by Eric

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