Thursday, May 17, 2007


G'day All

Have been missing for a couple of days but am back in town

Its almost weekend time again

Another funny Beer ad from Budweiser

I was meeting a friend in a bar,
and as I went in,
I noticed twopretty girls looking at me.
"Nine," I heard one whisper as I passed.
Feeling pleased with myself,
I swaggered over to my buddy
and told him a girl hadjust rated me a nine out of ten.
"Idon't want to ruin it for you", he said
"But when I walked in they were speaking German".

A minister waited in line to have his car
filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend.
The attendant worked quickly,
but there were many cars ahead of him
in front of the service station.
Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.
"Reverend," said the young man, "sorryabout the delay.
It seems as if everyone waits until
the last minute to get ready for a long trip.
"The minister chuckled,
"I know what you mean. It's the same in my business."

A few Cartoons to put a smile on your dial

An old preacher was dying.
He sent a message for his accountant and his lawyer,
both church members, to come to his home.
When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom.
As they entered the room,
the preacher held out his hands
and motioned for them to sit on either side of the bed.
The preacher grasped their hands,
sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling.
For a time, no one said anything.
Both the accountant and the attorney
were touched and flattered that the old preacher
would ask them to be with him during his final moments.
They were also puzzled because the preacher
had never given any indication that
he particularly liked either one of them.
Finally, the lawyer asked,
“Preacher, why did you ask the two of us to come?”
The old preacher mustered up some strength,
then said weakly,
“Jesus died between two thieves,
and that’s how I want to go, too.”
A man sped down the highway,
feeling secure in a group of cars
all traveling at the same speed.
However, when he passed a patrol car,
it pulled out behind him, lights flashing.
The police officer handed him a citation,
took the driver's signature
and was starting to walk away when the man said,
"Officer, I know I was speeding,
but I don't think it's fair.
Plenty of other drivers around me were going just as fast.
Why did I get a ticket?"
"Ever go fishing?" the policeman asked.
"Um, yeah ..." the startled man replied.
"Ever catch all the fish?"

Pictures of Western Australia
These two pictures are of the Horizontal Falls
in the Kimberleys
There are in a very remote hard to access area
This is a tidal river where up to 5-6 metre tides occur
The second picture shows a photo taken of the
back of a tourist boat, taken at low tide
You would not attempt this when the High tide is running

I just love this song Sloop John B by the Beach Boys
Here are two versions of the song
The first is the original video from 1965
and the second is a more recent updated version
Both are fantastic

1 comment:

Hale McKay said...

G'DAY! Thanks for the visit and comments over at my site.

I like your site also. It has a great mixture of jokes, cartoons, pictures, etc. I scrolled down and read several posts and found myself laughing the whole way through.

I'll be back and I will add you to my BLogroll and recommend you to others.