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Give Peace a Chance

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Geirangerfjord in Norway

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One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.

 "My daughter, you have pleased me greatly.

Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures

 and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others.

I have come to you, not only to thank and commend you,

 but to grant you anything you wish," said God.

"Dear Heavenly Father, I am perfectly happy.

 I am a bride of Christ. I am doing what I love.

 I lack for nothing material since the Church supports me.

 I am content in all ways," said the nun.

"There must be something you would have of Me," said Almighty God.

"Well, there is one thing," she said.

"Just name it," said God.

"It's those blonde jokes. They are so demeaning to blondes everywhere --

 not just to me. I would like for blonde jokes to stop."

"Consider it done," said God.

"Blonde jokes shall be stricken from the minds of humans everywhere

. But surely there is something else that I could do just for you."

"There is one thing.

But it's really small, and not worth Your time," said the nun.

"Name it. Please," said God.

"It's those M&M's," said the nun.

 "They're so darn hard to peel..."

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What a Shame

thanks Liz Z and Gordon H

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Only in Africa

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Glock and Gunny

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Those Funny Animals

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SMILE

thanks Kitty L

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The Animal Kingdom

stolen from Miss C

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November Fails

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Jest for laughs

thanks Wayne W

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For Wine lovers..a rough red from New Zealand

thanks Gordon H

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Robot in love

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Pollution in Pictures

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How many??

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thanks Kitty L

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Holiday Fails

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PHILS PHILOSOPHY

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